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Wonkette : We're Not Even Sure Where Mexico Is, But We Can Probably Still Invade It

Tue, 23 Sep 2014 13:15:50 +0000

Charles P. Pearce (sic) doesn't spell his name like that . . .

Wonkette : Rand Paul Would Solve Ukraine Crisis By Drilling Everywhere For Oil, Because Shut Up Is Why

Mon, 10 Mar 2014 14:08:49 +0000

" . . . because then we’d have to start drilling in the inconceivable places." Dear Doktor Z if I weren't such a committed old lesbo I'd totes want to marry you. You made my day, AGAIN!

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Fake Filibuster To Create B-Roll For 2016 Campaign

Wed, 25 Sep 2013 12:00:37 +0000

The MasterDebater rides again.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Will Not Destroy America To Stop Obamacare, GOP Wingnuts Miffed

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 12:54:37 +0000

Ted Cruz is Eddie Haskell . . . remember him, olds?

Wonkette : Christmas Comes Early For Sarah Palin's Grifty Thing

Fri, 2 Aug 2013 13:00:44 +0000

Woah! new meaning to "rode hard and put away wet"

Wonkette : Deleted Comment Of The Day: We Get Called On Our Hypocritical Beck / Limbaugh Hatred

Fri, 2 Aug 2013 12:56:58 +0000

Well, if we're able to name other states, I'm throwing in Dollywood

Wonkette : Arkansas GOP Hero Proposes Hilarious Amendment To Put Liz Cheney In Jail

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:26:24 +0000

So. I'm trying to get a grip on the intersection between Cottonhead's amendment and another GOPgasm -- The Fetal Personhood Law. How would one go about punishing the corrupt fetus? abortion?

Wonkette : Oklahoma Senate Holds Sneaky Hush-Hush Vote To Defund Planned Parenthood While No One's Looking

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:40:38 +0000

The only sensible thing to do since EVERYBODY knows the tornado was sent by God as a punishment for allowing Planned Parenthood to exist.

Wonkette : Screw It, We Are Just Hiring Everyone Now

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:37:01 +0000

YAY!! never too many lezzies.

Wonkette : Yes Disney Is Trying To Trademark The Words 'Dia De Los Muertos,' Because It Is Not Like Anyone Else

Wed, 8 May 2013 13:23:25 +0000

Well done, Wonkette. Speaking truth to power. The Disneyz has caved!!1! http://huff.to/ZPo0XN

Wonkette : Get Your Mommy-Son Hot Middle Ages Fantasy Date Night Action On At Chick-fil-A

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:42:44 +0000

"We are also not certain what the hell a medieval-themed night in a fast-food restaurant would include, but we hope there is jousting and boiling people in oil." That's where us homosexxicans come in . . . audience participation.

Wonkette : Credit where credit is due: At least there's no Pinkie / Dash shipping

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:06:32 +0000

Guess the Lord told Son of Erick to fageddaboutit . . . Phew! that was close . . http://wapo.st/Sz3Ewn

Wonkette : Credit where credit is due: At least there's no Pinkie / Dash shipping

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:46:59 +0000

"This is a man with big ideas, one of which appears to be giving a Democrat a decent chance at winning a Senate seat from Georgia." Get's my vote! Go Erick!

Wonkette : Fox Nation Asks: Paul Ryan And Matt Damon, Separated At Birth?

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:26:17 +0000

Actually, Matt Damon, in that picture, looks more like young Judy Garland. Makes more sense . . .

Wonkette : Your Monday Caption Contest: Paul Ryan With This Dead Thing

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:09:55 +0000

See! Nobody needs Food Stamps . . . give 'em a bow and they're good to go.

The Frump Gazette : Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 10:48:38 +0000

Please reread the article: a) it is a year old b) not the same McCain, this is R.S. McCain -- a consrvative blogger.

The Frump Gazette : Money For Nothing

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 10:57:22 +0000

This company is clearly morally bankrupt and possibly criminal. I hope that someday soon all of you who've commented here get to see CSA held to account -- justice can be very satisfying . . .

The Frump Gazette : 2011: The Magnificent Obsession?

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 11:33:06 +0000

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Hey there, Jim,

Just to concur with your assessment, here's a great read on Afghanistan strategy -- brief, clear and concise -- that I received from Stratfor (independent foreign policy analysts) this morning:

http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/20100628_30_year_war_afghanistan?utm_source=GWeekly&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=100629&utm_content=readmore&elq=445284c72ba44db5886c441c6e49acff

Enjoy!