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Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 04:07:28 +0000

Carthago delenda est --Cato

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:36:30 +0000

I'd rather he was smitten by Notorious RBG fire...

Wonkette : Scott Walker Way Too Smart To Answer Whether Evolution Is A Thing

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:05:23 +0000

You know....morons....

Wonkette : Scott Walker Way Too Smart To Answer Whether Evolution Is A Thing

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:03:45 +0000

According to St. Mojo of Nixon, that would be Elvis-lootion! Elvis needs boats....

Wonkette : Creationists Mad At JFK, The Ocean, Carnival Cruise Lines, The Super Bowl, Reality

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 16:25:05 +0000

There's a P-Town ferry? Who knew...

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Improve Safety Record, Only Maim Selves

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 03:47:00 +0000

The odds are higher than that if you factor in home invasions by cops who got the address on the warrant wrong.

Wonkette : Neo-Nazis Take Wrong Train, Miss Own Rally, Because Neo-Nazis Are Stupid

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 03:13:30 +0000

'Cause we all really hate Illinois Nazis...

Wonkette : Idaho State Rep Learns To Love The Gays, Tearfully Votes To Deny Them Rights

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:52:06 +0000

Okay, that made me spray water all over my tablet....good show!

Wonkette : Senate Almost Unanimously Pretends To Believe In Climate Change

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 19:43:30 +0000

freezer burn is REAL, man....

Wonkette : WA 'Pro-Choice Democrat' Decides He's Not Pro-Choice, Not A Democrat, IS A Total Jerk

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 21:37:18 +0000

I didn't know you were called Dennis....

Wonkette : Totally Sane Colorado State Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt To Do Something Very Sane, We Bet

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:24:47 +0000

Well, a sammich is only a sammich, but a Manwich is a meal!

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: John Steinbeck Invented 'Bortion, Wrote Evil Books

Sun, 18 Jan 2015 19:37:08 +0000

Ernest Hemingway was a nihilist, man

Say what you will about the tenets of Christian Fumdamentalism, Dok, at least it's an ethos....

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Don't Get Your Dorito Spermicide Here!

Sat, 17 Jan 2015 22:26:47 +0000

Excellent..

Wonkette : Ass, Gas Or Grass: Which Is Sarah Palin Offering Here?

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:18:30 +0000

As your attorney, I advise you to pass me the mescaline....

Wonkette : Liberals Succeed In Dastardly Plot To Oppress Rich Sportsballer Curt Schilling

Thu, 8 Jan 2015 21:46:22 +0000

Ya know, I think the closest thing en francais to "For Fuck's Sake" is probably "pour l'amour de merde", so maybe we should have a French version of /FFS a la: /PAM

Wonkette : Deleted Comments: Alas, We Have Offended A Sensitive Soul (Or Men's Rights Activist, Same Difference

Sun, 4 Jan 2015 04:12:41 +0000

And we aren't too bad with the litotes either.....we use ALL the literary tools, right Dinsdale?

Wonkette : 2014: The Year The Stupidest Man On The Internet Handed Off His Aluminum Crown

Thu, 1 Jan 2015 06:48:15 +0000

Chuck's Lemon Party, of course!

Wonkette : Rich Republicans Would Like To Skip Democracy, Just Pick The 2016 Nominee For You

Tue, 9 Dec 2014 16:47:57 +0000

(Silly Party)

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: Why 'The Scarlet Letter' Is Bad For Jesus And America

Mon, 8 Dec 2014 18:56:23 +0000

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"...

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: Why 'The Scarlet Letter' Is Bad For Jesus And America

Mon, 8 Dec 2014 17:51:15 +0000

He nailed my head to tha floor....I deserved it, of course...