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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Nation Editor Katrina ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Matt Dowd had some great remarks too, and manned up about his own role in the Bush admin.. .

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Schools Chief ... · 0 replies · +1 points

When it comes to sorrowful exits, nobody beats the Godfather of Soul:

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Don't Worry, Bamz And ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Is is just a coincidence that the missing Malaysian plane probably had enough seats for all the missing Nigerian girls? Or do they just want us to think it was a coincidence.?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox Gives Ladies Their... · 2 replies · +4 points

How do you say "four savvy women" in dog whistle? "Their husbands let them out of the house?"

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Fine, Go Ahead And Cru... · 2 replies · +5 points

So, who WAS the most hated person in Judea 2,000 years ago?

Hitler's grandpa to the 18th power?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +1 points

Robyn Hitchcock said it first in :Uncorrected Personality Traits": Lack of involvement with the father/ or over-involvement with the mother/
can result in lack of ability/ to relate to sexual fears/ and in homosexual
leanings, narcissism, transexuality (girls from the waist up/men from the
waist down)/ attempts to be your own love object./ Reconcile your parents to
you by becoming both at once!

Even Marilyn Monroe was a man, but this tends to get overlooked by our
mother-fixated, overweight, sexist media./

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Racist Butterball Paul... · 1 reply · +27 points

“It’s like that black football player who recently came out," … he said, ‘I just want to be known as a football player. I don’t want to be known as a gay football player.’ I know exactly what he’s saying.”

Maybe Michael Sam does not want to be known as "that black ... football player" either. How about just "football player" Paula? Your slip is showing.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Barbara Walters Is 84,... · 0 replies · +2 points

My vibrator has first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My vibrator has a second name, it's ....

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Harry Reid Wants To Sa... · 6 replies · +10 points

Sounds like the $50 Democrats need some new subsidies: "Slut Stamps"

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Let Breitbart Explain ... · 0 replies · +2 points

"Grand hats, tall with feathers" !!! A favorite from Dr. Seuss