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363 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Target Hates Freedom, ... · 0 replies · +2 points

A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, please brandish a Glock Nine in the toy section of Target

364 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Icelandic Girl With Fr... · 1 reply · +16 points

Your move, American racists

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Exclusive: American Fa... · 1 reply · +6 points

But now they're giving the sodomy right back to you, which I think makes them verse, right?

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 1 reply · +32 points

I'm actually starting to think that stupid republicans are just a ruse to distract us from evil republicans

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut School Board P... · 0 replies · +8 points

Yeah, they were kind of a captive audience, but least he didn't put the clockwork orange glasses on them, like they did at mine.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Caption Contest: Bill ... · 4 replies · +23 points

A celebrity scientist, a statesman, and an educator walk into the Whitehouse, and Michelle goes, "hi Dr. Tyson!"?

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vegas Cop Killer Jerad... · 2 replies · +3 points

Sigh. I remember back in Austin in the 90's, when Alex Jones was a local/regional phenomenon, that he used to get props for being crazy BUT NOT racist. Like, for having the self-awareness and good nature to steer clear of racism in spite of obviously crippling mental illness, fed by thousands of followers.

What hap'd?

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Brown Got Millio... · 6 replies · +29 points

Is the company a sham? Maybe. But it's a GUN-sham. An AMERICAN sham. A sham for Godfearing people who understand the important role that shams play in the free market. It's the right kind of sham for the right kind of Senator.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Heroes Will Shut D... · 0 replies · +5 points

90% of it!

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Heroes Will Shut D... · 0 replies · +11 points

Shut down the government. You're only unstimulating the economy and reducing greenhouse emissions.

Either way.