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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Target Hates Freedom, ... · 0 replies · +2 points

A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, please brandish a Glock Nine in the toy section of Target

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Icelandic Girl With Fr... · 1 reply · +16 points

Your move, American racists

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Exclusive: American Fa... · 1 reply · +6 points

But now they're giving the sodomy right back to you, which I think makes them verse, right?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 1 reply · +32 points

I'm actually starting to think that stupid republicans are just a ruse to distract us from evil republicans

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut School Board P... · 0 replies · +8 points

Yeah, they were kind of a captive audience, but least he didn't put the clockwork orange glasses on them, like they did at mine.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Caption Contest: Bill ... · 4 replies · +23 points

A celebrity scientist, a statesman, and an educator walk into the Whitehouse, and Michelle goes, "hi Dr. Tyson!"?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Vegas Cop Killer Jerad... · 2 replies · +3 points

Sigh. I remember back in Austin in the 90's, when Alex Jones was a local/regional phenomenon, that he used to get props for being crazy BUT NOT racist. Like, for having the self-awareness and good nature to steer clear of racism in spite of obviously crippling mental illness, fed by thousands of followers.

What hap'd?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scott Brown Got Millio... · 6 replies · +29 points

Is the company a sham? Maybe. But it's a GUN-sham. An AMERICAN sham. A sham for Godfearing people who understand the important role that shams play in the free market. It's the right kind of sham for the right kind of Senator.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Heroes Will Shut D... · 0 replies · +5 points

90% of it!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Heroes Will Shut D... · 0 replies · +11 points

Shut down the government. You're only unstimulating the economy and reducing greenhouse emissions.

Either way.