gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:01:56 +0000

If we are our own God doesn't that mean we can do anything we want now?

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:14:27 +0000

On another note, I've already managed to lose two drones without the assistance of ground fire. Both were attacked by tall trees.

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:01:10 +0000

I'll remember to order my next drone with air to ground missiles.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:05:04 +0000

I'd like to see something intellectual - like a Maureen Dowd - Erin Burnett hair pulling catfight.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Way Too Smart To Answer Whether Evolution Is A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:39:23 +0000

Evolution certainly is undetectable among major GOP politicos....

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:32:42 +0000

Real scientists don't need some else looking over their shoulder. Peer review is for weenies.

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:29:34 +0000

Metric is a giant conspiracy!! Double ANYTHING and add 32 and metric makes it look worse.

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:27:45 +0000

Mr Booker also believe that subway tracks are a safe place to practice yoga.

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:21:16 +0000

Here is all the proof you need to dismiss these "scientists" http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=159...

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 03:08:52 +0000

Also, steers come from Kansas or is it Oklahoma??

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:00:56 +0000

If Unicorns are not real then tell me how the Irish Rovers wrote a song about them?

Wonkette : Good Old Days Of Debtors Prison Making A Comeback In Ferguson, MO

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:52:26 +0000

Turning citizens into indentured servants and serfs would save on prison costs!

Wonkette : Bobby Jindal Can't See Race, Not Even In The Mirror

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:06:40 +0000

Another example of budget setbacks!!!! The artist wanted to use his 128 crayon set but the state would only pay for the 32.

Wonkette : BREAKING: George Bush Never Lied About WMDs, Was Gullible Idiot All Along

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:44:49 +0000

JEB 2016: We saved the best Bush for last!

Wonkette : BREAKING: George Bush Never Lied About WMDs, Was Gullible Idiot All Along

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:43:33 +0000

Jeb 2016: Finally a Bush You Won't Regret Voting For

Wonkette : BREAKING: George Bush Never Lied About WMDs, Was Gullible Idiot All Along

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:38:28 +0000

This is a massive boost for Jeb.... A lot of people who would not vote for a guy who's brother was like the biggest liar in history will have no problem if Jeb's brother is merely a colossal idiot.

Wonkette : Fox's John Stossel Will Turn Over All Disaster Relief To Our Benevolent Walmart Overlords

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 19:45:39 +0000

Excellent! This could be done with fires too... Let different fire companies compete on price, availability and customer service.

Wonkette : Fox's John Stossel Will Turn Over All Disaster Relief To Our Benevolent Walmart Overlords

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 18:26:01 +0000

FEMA should be turned over to Uber, not Walmart! People needing rescue can then use the Fema App on their smartphone or tablet (assuming service is available) to schedule the most convenient rescue person - at an agreed upon price. Poor folks would have to wait for "free rescue" - paid for by the Red Cross App which lets you "rescue a person for $50" or "an enitire family for $250".

Wonkette : Brian Williams Takes Break From Nightly News, Will Try To Remember Not To Show Up Anyway

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 17:54:09 +0000

And married Diane Keaton????

Wonkette : Brian Williams Takes Break From Nightly News, Will Try To Remember Not To Show Up Anyway

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 17:22:46 +0000

He was in the car with Arch Duke Ferdinand.