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8 years ago @ The Toast - Share Your Greatest Di... · 3 replies · +76 points
When I confided to one of my friends that I was doing this, he wanted to do it too, but he was even goody-goodier than I was and insisted we call into the attendence office at the beginning of the day pretending to be each others fathers and excusing our absences. Then we went and flew kites on a golf course. There are no words to describe how non-dirtbaggy this is.
8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +42 points
(real talk: I was once living in a one-bathroom apartment with a girlfriend that I was in the process of breaking up with and her mother was visiting and while I was in the shower said mom had one of those I have to poop NOW NO WAITING moments that humans have sometimes, but we were both INCREDIBLY APOLOGETIC to each other while it was happening and immediately after and then never spoke of it again, so there's room to make this less nightmarish, is what I'm saying)
8 years ago @ The Toast - Let Us Consider the Mo... · 1 reply · +6 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Things The Police Have... · 2 replies · +4 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Things The Police Have... · 6 replies · +16 points
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY, NEED TO HEAR FROM BOTH SIDES, ETC.
8 years ago @ The Toast - The Best Comments On T... · 4 replies · +125 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +19 points
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8 years ago @ The Toast - Maybe The Stupidest Th... · 0 replies · +68 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Season Two of Oran... · 0 replies · +20 points
I thought her flashback was pretty masterfully set up, actually; the set up at the beginning where she was doing some minor-league credit card fraud, and we thought, "Oh, yeah, that seems about right." But then. Hoo boy.