jesus_vs_gojira

jesus_vs_gojira

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398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Blogs Freak Ou... · 0 replies · +4 points

And it was a DumbocRAT President who made an alliance with the SOVIET Union in 1941!

400 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Awesome Manly Sportsba... · 0 replies · +4 points

To be fair, he doesn't sound like he'd be much help hanging around the house.

"Honey, the baby is crying. What should I do?"

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Judge Tells Bigot... · 3 replies · +22 points

But it was the teacher's sincere belief. I thought that exempts a person from all laws. No?

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Attention! Achtung! Do... · 0 replies · +17 points

"while looking at pictures of naked men and listening to tapes telling him he is ‘worthless,’"

To be fair, that's an entire sub-genre of porn. If you're into that kind of thing, I mean.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Republican Ladie... · 1 reply · +43 points

"We want to be able to get a higher education degree at the same time we’re working or raising a family."

Woo hoo! The GOP supports student loan reform, expanded parental leave, and more funding for daycare and pre-K.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bill Kristol Has A Fan... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Vladimir Putin now has weapons of mass destruction." - Dick Cheney.

403 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Surgeon General Nomine... · 0 replies · +11 points

Cigarettes don't kill people. People who inhale cigarette smoke kill people.

403 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Surgeon General Nomine... · 0 replies · +12 points

He doesn't need to win a Senate seat. He already buys them in bulk.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rightwing Culture Crit... · 0 replies · +23 points

If the GOP wants more outreach to the African-American community, I think that defending the honor of "kind" slave masters is a great place to start.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rightwing Culture Crit... · 0 replies · +14 points

The true joy of being a right-wing social critic is never having to say that you actually viewed the film in question.