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Wonkette : Michelle Malkin's Lessons From Newtown: Teach Your Kids Not to Fear Death

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 18:54:25 +0000

I'm still trying to teach the kids not to fear Michelle Malkin.

Wonkette : What Horrible Thing Did This Muslim Couple Do To Get Kicked Out Of Innocent Congressman's Subway Fra

Wed, 5 Dec 2012 15:12:47 +0000

Didn't have full long form birth certificate?

Wonkette : What Horrible Thing Did This Muslim Couple Do To Get Kicked Out Of Innocent Congressman's Subway Fra

Wed, 5 Dec 2012 15:10:27 +0000

Urinating in a public restroom?

Wonkette : This Ad Is Not The Apology Mitt Romney Had Hoped For

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 22:08:54 +0000

The word is that Romulan High Command is getting worried about their candidate's performance. Might be about to turn to plan B.

Wonkette : Your Supreme Court Health Care Liveblog of the Century

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 14:58:05 +0000

Has anyone ever seen Chief Justice Roberts' birth certificate? (asking for a friend)

Wonkette : BREAKING! Rick Santorum Takes His Balls And Goes Home

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:20:10 +0000

Perhaps now we can reclaim the original meaning of Santorum,

Wonkette : BREAKING! Rick Santorum Takes His Balls And Goes Home

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:15:46 +0000

Resigning so he can spend less time with his family we understand

Wonkette : America's Greatest Artist Depicts Obama Burning The Constitution

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:25:44 +0000

I didn't know Obama had a laser finger.

Wonkette : Jeb Bush Gives Up, Endorses Mitt Romney

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:48:35 +0000

Meanwhile Obama slips up again, refuses to speak English to a student. He doesn't stand a chance against Mittens http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/21/deaf-stu... javascript: postComment(0);

http://www.oldholborn.net/ : Modern Britain

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:53:20 +0000

If you don't like it here planes leave your local airport every day.

Wonkette : Newt Gingrich Needs Two Times As Many Bathrooms As Everyone Else

Thu, 8 Dec 2011 19:18:44 +0000

Because he is full of Sh*t?

Wonkette : 'Crucified Santa' Holiday Display Goes Over As Well As You'd Expect

Tue, 6 Dec 2011 19:52:47 +0000

Crucified Santa rises from the dead just in time for Christmas? I think I've seen that movie.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Uses Term 'Joke Candidate' Without Referring To Self

Mon, 5 Dec 2011 19:29:50 +0000

"It’s ridiculous, so he’s not going to win, he’s not going anywhere, he’s cutesy, he’s got some nice, little slogans.” Just like you but sans the nice slogans then Donald?

Wonkette : Take a Moment To Help Defeat the Senate's Internet Censorship Nonsense (Thing Will Pop Up, Don't Be

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:49:23 +0000

I've heard they already passed the censorship bill, it happened thanks to @@@@@@@ and @@@@ @@@@@@@ (this post has been edited by the office for a responsible internet )

Wonkette : Fox News Names White House Shooting Suspect 'Occupy Shooter'

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:00:01 +0000

This is like when James Kirk got that computer to blow up by the power of logic. "But if the Occupy protesters want to kill the antichrist NOBAMA does that not mean they are like us, but they are SMELLY HIPPIES, but they want to kill Obama, but they are COMMIE radicals.....*Boom* Job done.

Wonkette : Texas Dummkopf Rick Perry Now Deemed Too Stupid To Give Money To

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:01:49 +0000

Rick's youtube appeal to potential donors didn't help. He opened by telling the viewers Perry needed the money for three reasons. You can guess what happened next

Wonkette : Swag Industry Does Not Care For Obama's War on Government Swag

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:47:21 +0000

A short-sighted and misguided policy. I had never paid my taxes until I got that IRS novelty cup holder

Wonkette : Herman Cain Says Herman Cain Has No Idea What Herman Cain Is Saying

Wed, 9 Nov 2011 00:45:57 +0000

If Anthony Weiner had sexually harassed women in person instead of onTwitter, he'd have a political career today. (via @BorowitzReport )

Wonkette : Herman Cain Says Herman Cain Has No Idea What Herman Cain Is Saying

Wed, 9 Nov 2011 00:44:10 +0000

The one on the left or the right?

Wonkette : Herman Cain Says Herman Cain Has No Idea What Herman Cain Is Saying

Wed, 9 Nov 2011 00:43:27 +0000

"Herman Cain Says Herman Cain Has No Idea What Herman Cain Is Saying" Has Herman Cain commented yet?