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7 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 2 replies · +72 points

This is what The Toast deserves. A send-off from a woman who is truly too witches for this world. (That said, you have every vote in my household, Madam Secretary)

I've watched dudes try to shit all over Hillary for 25 years and she's gracefully kicked them in the teeth and kept on going, which is all I've wanted and received from the Toast and their deleted comments.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

Dear Toast-- as a librarian with an unholy affection for L.M. Montgomery and YA fantasy, you have been my most bosom internet friend, even if I haven't been here all the time. My Toast tshirt is my running shirt, and when men yell at me about "yes sir yes sir kill all men" I can't hear them because I have Beyonce/Sleater-Kinney up too loud. I'm sorry I missed the totes, but I was always so very excited to see people pop up here that I hadn't seen since the halcyon (i.e.2008-9) days of Jezebel (or on Tumblr).

Thank you for everything, thank you for bowing out instead of selling out, and may you take to the sea with joy and misandry in your hearts.

7 years ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 6 replies · +174 points

I'm not guarateeing anything but I might love this as much as the Tom Hiddleston one (which is tainted now that I picture him showing his wings to TAYLOR SWIFT OF ALL PEOPLE).

I just don't understand how I'm going to live in a world where he WAS my president and he ISN'T anymore.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +20 points

Yeah, if they're anything like my kids they're the loudest things for 40 acres, which will send a bear noping the fuck out of there.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +1 points

I watched that on my phone last night and almost cried. I saw Bey on the On The Run tour, but now I wish I'd seen the Formation tour, too. I just want to bown down to her choreographer and costume folks, I love love love it all. Maybe I'm totally reading it wrong but I see a lot of West African influence in the choreography (which she's always had), but in combination with the whole Lemonade thesis it's just making my year.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 0 replies · +9 points

You make out with a lot of people who didn't expect it.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 0 replies · +9 points

But I didn't want a box of poop in my house and I needed a larger cat.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 0 replies · +10 points

Greyhounds are dogs specifically bred for Netflix weekends.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 6 replies · +36 points

Greyhound: Let's discuss it after this nap.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +16 points

One of my friends got me hooked on calling it Mom Water.

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