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iiiiimnotsorryy

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7 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +3 points

There is a subreddit, r/toastcrumbs, and you can find us on Twitter with the hashtag #toastietwitter! Somewhere there is a beautiful Google doc spreadsheet with everybody's social media info but I have misplaced the link.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +8 points

My Last Toast Comment, may it live forever

7 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 1 reply · +38 points

I already posted this on Twitter but I wasted Valuable Work Time making it so it's going here too:

je vois la vie en toast

7 years ago @ The Toast - How To Buy Lingerie · 1 reply · +51 points

*eyes light up* punderwear

7 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Th... · 0 replies · +52 points

waiting for the deleted comments like
Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror saying 'restless with antici- ... -pation'

7 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +11 points

"wear headphones when he wants to talk to me"

uh maybe I've been living alone too long but I would be livid if someone genuinely thought I was supposed to take off my headphones every time they felt like talking to me. That's like half the reason to wear headphones! I don't want to talk to you!

7 years ago @ The Toast - A Hail Mary: A Butch S... · 1 reply · +24 points

I did actually manage to talk myself into believing that my deepest desire was the whole princess/castle thing. And thus, logically, the fact that no princes wanted to actually storm my castle meant that I was not only deeply unlovable but actually an UNWOMAN and... Well, let's just say that took some getting over.

Unrelated:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I'm an angel, so have God's baby

7 years ago @ The Toast - The Toast Looks Back: ... · 0 replies · +21 points

"every movie is the greatest movie I have ever seen until I see the next one"

Accurate.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +105 points

Lin-Manuel Miranda making eyes
Puss in Boots making eyes
(edited for GIANT FOTO)

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +20 points

SURPRISE HUG