en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3008561 Comments by ibwilliamsi http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950640124 She's wearing the big girl boobies this week. Sun, 15 Feb 2015 01:20:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950640124 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950552283 I don't think that he actually "works". That's what "Staff" is for. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:11:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950552283 http://wonkette.com/576113/morning-maddow-oregon-governor-definitely-resigning-or-maybe-not-who-knows#IDComment950261916 This former Portlandian would take Kitzhaber and his greedy wife any time over my current sellout the poor Gov. McCrory or ANY of the Republican Dorian Grays sitting in the statehouses across the nation. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:53:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576113/morning-maddow-oregon-governor-definitely-resigning-or-maybe-not-who-knows#IDComment950261916 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950046655 I would suggest that Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz throw their lard asses on the tracks leading to the SCOTUS and stop that runaway train. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:35:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950046655 http://wonkette.com/575747/aaron-schock-spending-tax-moneys-on-hot-male-personal-photographer-totally-normal#IDComment949552902 That's the biggest selfie ever. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:55:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575747/aaron-schock-spending-tax-moneys-on-hot-male-personal-photographer-totally-normal#IDComment949552902 http://wonkette.com/575702/bobby-jindal-cant-see-race-not-even-in-the-mirror#IDComment949497664 Louisiana hopes that Bobby Jindal is taking all of his portraits when he leaves the Governor's Mansion. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:03:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575702/bobby-jindal-cant-see-race-not-even-in-the-mirror#IDComment949497664 http://wonkette.com/575275/insane-anti-vaxxer-childrens-book-will-make-every-kid-want-measles#IDComment948675062 I can hardly wait to read "Penelope's Poopy Polio" and "Rosie's Dead Baby Rubella". Sat, 7 Feb 2015 16:13:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575275/insane-anti-vaxxer-childrens-book-will-make-every-kid-want-measles#IDComment948675062 http://wonkette.com/575361/west-virginia-gop-bros-invent-new-kind-of-rape-the-legal-kind#IDComment948672888 There's dirt bike ridin'. Duh! Sat, 7 Feb 2015 16:01:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575361/west-virginia-gop-bros-invent-new-kind-of-rape-the-legal-kind#IDComment948672888 http://wonkette.com/575257/florida-congress-man-texas-is-so-crazy-you-cant-even-have-all-the-dildos#IDComment948465250 Is it a community property state? Should there be a limitation on how many dildos a man can own? Are they just trying to keep women out of the retail dildo business? Free Market Argle-bargle! These guys think DEEP thoughts. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:37:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575257/florida-congress-man-texas-is-so-crazy-you-cant-even-have-all-the-dildos#IDComment948465250 http://wonkette.com/575044/open-carry-terrorist-not-threatening-to-kill-anyone-just-wants-them-dead#IDComment948266184 He has dead eyes. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 03:18:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575044/open-carry-terrorist-not-threatening-to-kill-anyone-just-wants-them-dead#IDComment948266184 http://wonkette.com/575203/aaron-schocks-staffer-resigns-to-spend-more-time-being-racist-jerk-on-facebook#IDComment948262130 But I DO like fried chicken! Fri, 6 Feb 2015 03:01:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575203/aaron-schocks-staffer-resigns-to-spend-more-time-being-racist-jerk-on-facebook#IDComment948262130 http://wonkette.com/574810/lets-repeal-obamacare-56th-times-the-charm#IDComment947620538 Actually, I'd like to see what happens to the clowns if they repeal Obamacare with no replacement, as is their promise. Can you imagine if they had enough votes to override a veto? Posturing and wasting money. Why didn't I study that in school? Now I know why my mom was always telling me to "stand up straight!" Tue, 3 Feb 2015 23:21:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574810/lets-repeal-obamacare-56th-times-the-charm#IDComment947620538 http://wonkette.com/574695/chris-christie-smacked-down-on-vaccines-by-chris-christies-office#IDComment947326470 Kids with the Measles always want a day off from the button factory to be sick. Vaccinate 'em so they can't take a sick day, amirite Gov. Chris Christie. Mon, 2 Feb 2015 23:30:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574695/chris-christie-smacked-down-on-vaccines-by-chris-christies-office#IDComment947326470 http://wonkette.com/574250/judge-rules-same-sex-couple-can-now-violate-sanctity-of-birth-certificate#IDComment945974527 I thought that Florida banned donating food to hungry homeless people, no? Free food for the fat and overfed, but the hungry - not so much. Perhaps they're working on a new Pâté? Thu, 29 Jan 2015 16:40:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574250/judge-rules-same-sex-couple-can-now-violate-sanctity-of-birth-certificate#IDComment945974527 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945401644 I always thought it was "Fuckin' ay". Or is it "Fuckin' eh"? Like a "Happy Days" thing or a Canadian thing. Fuckin' A. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:31:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945401644 http://wonkette.com/574108/louisiana-congressman-has-reefer-sadness#IDComment945379165 I was planning to get around to Meth in my mid to late 70's. Is 60 years too long to call it a "gateway" event? Tue, 27 Jan 2015 20:44:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574108/louisiana-congressman-has-reefer-sadness#IDComment945379165 http://wonkette.com/573947/black-yale-student-nyt-columnists-son-pretty-obvious-criminal-to-area-cops#IDComment945359825 Dawg! Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:18:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573947/black-yale-student-nyt-columnists-son-pretty-obvious-criminal-to-area-cops#IDComment945359825 http://wonkette.com/573947/black-yale-student-nyt-columnists-son-pretty-obvious-criminal-to-area-cops#IDComment945359533 Winner, winner! Fried chicken dinner! Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:17:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573947/black-yale-student-nyt-columnists-son-pretty-obvious-criminal-to-area-cops#IDComment945359533 http://wonkette.com/573947/black-yale-student-nyt-columnists-son-pretty-obvious-criminal-to-area-cops#IDComment945359413 Being white in a snowstorm is a better disguise than being blah in a snowstorm - just sayin'... Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:17:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573947/black-yale-student-nyt-columnists-son-pretty-obvious-criminal-to-area-cops#IDComment945359413 http://wonkette.com/573717/the-idiots-guide-to-gun-storage#IDComment944549188 The Tree of Liberty has really weird fertilizing requirements. Sun, 25 Jan 2015 03:56:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573717/the-idiots-guide-to-gun-storage#IDComment944549188