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16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Church bells to ring o... · 0 replies · +1 points

There is undisputable scientific evidence that the worlds climate has changed often and sometimes dramatically, in relatively short periods of time(thousands of years, hundreds of years, and even mere decades). How can that be? Only man made global warming can cause major climate change, right? It must be true, the Goracle tells us so. And now, a religion, without a doubt a bastion and oasis of reason and logic is going to stand behind the great and powerful Goracle. But wait.... new evidence has just been unearthed by the Goracle. It appears that dinosaurs and wooly mammoths were much more advanced than previously thought. Yes, it is true, dinosaurs and mammoths drove massive SUVs all over the planet and caused climate change. Well, there you have it, I'm convinced now. The debate is over.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Obama says he\'ll acce... · 2 replies · +1 points

Have anything intelligent to say? You're a liberal? Oh, never mind the question.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Obama says he\'ll acce... · 0 replies · +4 points

My God, what a sham. Peace Prize? For what? If Obama deserves a peace prize, I deserve a prize in physics, and I don't even have a degree in physics. Let's see, the dim wit has his own country on the brink of civil war or revolution. Yep, let's give him a peace prize. If Obama was any kind of man at all, he would be so embarassed that he would give it back. But, of course that won't happen, because you really would not expect that from an egolomaniac completely void of any kind of talent whatsoever.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Obama turning to Holly... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well, when you don't have any facts on your side, I guess it is time to turn to those that specialize in fiction. Way to go Odummy. Odummy is not looking so chipper these days. He looks kind of pissed all the time, and he's starting to get all freckled or something. What is up with that? Maybe he stoppped wearing makeup? I used to think he looked like a monkey faced bufoon with purple lips and big ears. Now he looks like an angry speckled monkey faced bufoon with purple lips and big ears.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gibbs: Obama \'disappo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Shocked? That anyone would choose Rio over Chicago? Lol, are you kidding me? Chicago, the nastiest, dirtiest, ugliest, most unfriendly city on the earth, against Rio de Janerio? LOL. Well, if you have been to Chicago, you understand, if you have not been to Rio, here is a link I jsut received from my girlfriend who is now viisting her city of Recife do Pernambuco, Brasil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00jjc-WtZI&fe...

We report, you decide.

Liberalism is mental disorder.

Parabéns Rio! Uma cidade bonita!

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gibbs: Obama \'disappo... · 0 replies · +2 points

News Flash: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: Notaclu libertardia reporting live here on the scene from Rio de Janeiro, which we just learned, will be the site of the next Olympics.

MSNBC: Hey Notaclu, great to see you there. What is going on?

Notaclu: Well, MediaIdiota, something is going on up on the Corcovado hill, here in Rio.

MSNBC: Give us the scoop on that Notaclu.

Notaclu: Well, it seems that the Christ statue has been removed, and they are putting up another huge statue.

MSNBC: Wow, Notaclu, Rio must be so excited about hosting this Olympics that they are willing to do something so historic, what can you tell us about this new statue.

Notaclu: Well, it's hard to tell from down here, but the statue appears to be of a fat white guy, and it appears to be emitting a huge amount of carbon dioxide....

MSNBC: Well, keep us up to date Notaclu, and remember, you heard it here

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gibbs: Obama \'disappo... · 0 replies · +2 points

News Flash: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: Notaclu libertardia reporting live here on the scene from Rio de Janeiro, which we just learned, will be the site of the next Olympics.

MSNBC: Hey Notaclu, great to see you there. What is going on?

Notaclu: Well, MediaIdiota, something is going on up on the Corcovado hill, here in Rio.

MSNBC: Give us the scoop on that Notaclu.

Notaclu: Well, it seems that the Christ statue has been removed, and they are putting up another huge statue.

MSNBC: Wow, Notaclu, Rio must be so excited about hosting this Olympics that they are willing to do something so historic, what can you tell us about this new statue.

Notaclu: Well, it's hard to tell from down here, but the statue appears to be of a fat white guy, and it appears to be emitting a huge amount of carbon dioxide....

MSNBC: Well, keep us up to date Notaclu, and remember, you heard it here first....

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gibbs: Obama \'disappo... · 0 replies · +3 points

Me-shell: I don't get it, wha...

Bakabaka: Woman, you gonna make me whups ya! You see, when I the people prays to that Goracle, the world will be saved from the global warming, and it will be because of me! Then Chicago will have another chance at the Olympics! But, this time, I'm not taking that fatass Oprah, I'm taking Beyonce, now that girl in fine you know, she's got the booty!

Me-shell: Wahahhhhaaa, you don't love me!!!!

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gibbs: Obama \'disappo... · 0 replies · +3 points

Bakabaka WhoInsane Ocommie: Now I dun tol you ho, I's gonna.....

Me-shell: Ok, what is the plan?

Bakabaka: Well, after I put up that statue of the Goracle, when all the world sees it, they gonna fall down and worship that Goracle, and then, the world will be saved and we will have another of them Olympics!

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gibbs: Obama \'disappo... · 0 replies · +3 points

Bakabaka WhoInsane Ocommie: Shudup now, I have a plan: I am negotiatiang with that president Lula, we're gonna replace that statue of that Jeses dude on that hill in Rio, with one of the Holy Goracle.

Me-shell: Goracle? Who is that?

Bakabaka: You know, the Gracle, he made that move and got one of those Noble Prizes, Al Gore!

Me-shell: Oh, yeah, that damn fat cracka, I hate him, he's always starin ay my ass... you think I look fat in this dress?

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