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Wonkette : Erick Erickson Asks Voices In His Head Whether He Should Run For Senate

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:31:25 +0000

Like the mid 90s SNL sketch with Garth Brooks as a urologist & Chris Parnell as Bond. Garth leaves the exam room so Chris can call his partners, whom he might have exposed to a panoply of VD (including three novel strains, & one only seen previously in dolphins), & Chris phones Batman, saying, "Is Bruce Wayne in?... Oh, no, Robin, you can stay on the line; this involves you, as well".

Wonkette : Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 19:32:24 +0000

True, but the Poles are responsible for the ~~Black~~ Kenyan Madonna.

Wonkette : ‘The Atlantic’ Finds Hostess’s Real Victims: Private Equity Guys Who Will Probably Lose Their

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:37:05 +0000

The Suben thing reminds me of spring 2000 ONION story about presidential candidate Bill Bradley acknowledging buying a Spin Doctors record in 1992.

Wonkette : ‘The Atlantic’ Finds Hostess’s Real Victims: Private Equity Guys Who Will Probably Lose Their

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:33:32 +0000

That's cannibalism.

Wonkette : Anti-Gay Christian Lawyer Lady Spread Gospel, Teen Girl's Legs With (Alleged) Cross-Border Child Por

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:28:40 +0000

The accompanying photo is capital A amazing.

Wonkette : Anti-Gay Christian Lawyer Lady Spread Gospel, Teen Girl's Legs With (Alleged) Cross-Border Child Por

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:26:49 +0000

The writer, or the congressman?

Wonkette : Paula Broadwell Was Going To Be A Senator, Because Why Not

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:16:00 +0000

Anthony Kiedis empathizes.

Wonkette : New York D.A. Busted Starring In Nudie Lewdie Dix Flix

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:21:15 +0000

Jim Breuer sees the potential for a return -- to the big screen -- of Wong & Owens: Ex-Porn Stars.

Wonkette : Nobody Expects The Minnesota-Teens-Who-Approve-Of-Gay-Marriage Inquisition!

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 22:10:07 +0000

Fapfapfapfapfapfap.

Wonkette : Pro-Life Tennessee Congressman Just Having All The Abortions So No One Else Has To

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:04:44 +0000

So, you've seen his PornHub channel?

Wonkette : Irish Hospital Lets Woman Die Because Her Life Wasn't 'Endangered' Enough For Abortion

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:00:48 +0000

Now, the Indians & the English have a common enemy.

Wonkette : Failed SNL Comedienne Victoria Jackson Continues Being Not Racist Or Crazy At All

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:18:26 +0000

Emo Phillips? Weird Al?

Wonkette : Cool Florida Principal Investigates Straight Teacher For Turning Student Into Lesbian-Gay

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 01:59:07 +0000

My eighth grade algebra teacher was a lesbian. She didn't make me any gayer, though. But she did make me love lesbians.

Wonkette : Nuts & Sluts: In Which Your Wonkette Agrees With Pat Robertson And Richard Cohen About Paula Broadwe

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 01:47:03 +0000

Coochie?

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan, Of Course, Says She Was Right All Along

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:56:16 +0000

I expect the GOP will be converting all official email addresses to the @GOATSE.cx extension, actually.

Wonkette : Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:39:37 +0000

Squirting?

Wonkette : Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:38:57 +0000

Jenna Jameson?

Wonkette : Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:37:55 +0000

Rob Reiner still dreams of Nigel Tufnel.

Wonkette : Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:38:39 +0000

According to Gawker, Broadwell's husband wrote to Chuck Klosterman to ask what he should do about this. Last summer.

Wonkette : Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:34:49 +0000

Are you more Jack Black or Kyle Gass?