hippopotropolis
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7 years ago @ The Toast - Saga NorĂ©n, the Autis... · 1 reply · +6 points
I'm also curious if other people read Dr. Brenner from Bones as autistic? I get similar vibes from that character.
7 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Have Gone Ba... · 1 reply · +26 points
Amy Pond: the boss lady.
(Also: Rory Pond.)
(Also I agree about Donna being great.)
7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +7 points
"Wow, these things suck. I'm glad my friends don't seem to be getting into them."
*opens facebook*
*finds message from former classmate pitching their makeup MLM to me*
>.<
7 years ago @ The Toast - The Convert Series: Re... · 0 replies · +8 points
7 years ago @ The Toast - The Brush Off: A Look ... · 1 reply · +4 points
7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 8 replies · +31 points
It's long, and I admit I did not read the whole thing, but... "One Agricultural Department official estimated that an armada of free-range hippos, set moping through the bayous of Florida, Mississippi, and Louisiana, would easily yield a million tons of meat a year." Do they not know what hippos are like? The whole "most deadly animal in Africa" thing?
That's what I love about them: they're roly-poly, frumpy, plant eaters who can and will destroy crocodiles, lions, and you if you make them, and they DGAF.
7 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +14 points
Irregular heartbeat is still my least favorite, but I sometimes get eye twitches, stomach cramps/nausea, and/or painful muscle tension in random places. Such variety!
7 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +5 points
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7 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +32 points
"Oops, I ran into the edge of the box already. Guess I'll just leave the rest off and squeeze in the only remaining letter I can fit!" --"Kelsi", probably.