*thank you Kurt Vonnegut
HA! We're FB friends. Small world this Wonkette.
Spot on with Haggard. Jason was in my graduating class. (I might know your kid) And I will say my first thought when I heard he was still married was "he's not out yet?!!".
I actually used it the other day to describe a new man-friend. I couldn't quite describe him to someone and the word "goober" just came out.
Watch it and hum the "Holy Shit Here Comes JAWS" theme to yourself.
I hope not. I'm planning a trip to the South in March and I was REALLY hoping to see some Republican infighting up close, maybe even catch a Bachmann rally comedy show. At the very least they'd be distracted and hopefully not flip out on us once they found out we're from Gay Ole Hopey Lovin' California.
I'll be there today! Rode by City Hall with the Tour de Fat parade yesterday. I got chills. But I needed to OccupyBeer first so I didn't stop.