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Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Butt-Chugging Gluten With The Food Babe

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 15:56:56 +0000

I'm currently roasting an organic chicken with fresh herbs. With an arugula salad and lemon quinoa...food babe can suck my dick. And I'm a girl!

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 09:41:46 +0000

Hitler?

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:59:50 +0000

"I apologize if you find my view treasonous and un-hinged".

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:37:07 +0000

Remember when all the Democrats said this about Bush in the run up to the AUMF for the Iraq war? Me neither.

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:35:30 +0000

“really working collaboratively with what I would say is the enemy of freedom and individual freedom and liberty and Western civilization and modernity.” Yeah, your hit all the buzz words you, traitorous asshole. Now, turn in that flag pin. Jesus, these people.

Wonkette : Oh No, Zombie ACORN Coming For America, Again (No It Isn't)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:37:27 +0000

How come these assholes never yell about the "slush fund" that throws money at the already obscenely wealthy? I know, I know...

Wonkette : GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers' Dime!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:19:57 +0000

Of course, it's an EPA employee. #worthless assholes.

Wonkette : Arizona Senate Committee Votes To Make Federal Government Optional

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:40:32 +0000

I was behind a car yesterday, that cut me off, with a bumper sticker that said, "I'd rather be a right wing nut job than a lyin, lazy librul living off my tax dollars". It took everything I had not to rear end her. And judging from her car, her "tax dollars" are probably what she pays on her SSDI. This is where we are. They've "won".

Wonkette : Elizabeth Warren Asks Questions About Vaccines, Gets Shocking Answers

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:49:29 +0000

Too bad Rand wasn't even there. No one can tell me this was not an epic diss of his ridiculous nonsense on this, (and every), subject.

Wonkette : Elizabeth Warren Asks Questions About Vaccines, Gets Shocking Answers

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:47:37 +0000

IF you hit middle age...☺

Wonkette : Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:36:11 +0000

Has anyone in the fever swamps accused Obama of politicizing this yet? You know, "If he had a son he would look like.." the usual horseshit. These people are awful.

Wonkette : Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 13:56:02 +0000

Had we actual journalism in this country we wouldn't need a satarist to speak truth to power in the guise of a fake news show. This is why we can't have nice things. And are losing the nice things we once had.

Wonkette : Good Old Days Of Debtors Prison Making A Comeback In Ferguson, MO

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:52:07 +0000

Darn, and here I was planning a driving trip through the cradle of the civil war. (I will never drive through those states again, they are called "flyover" states because the fuck wants to drive around all those hateful, ignorant racists)?

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:23:58 +0000

That's it. Time to cut these fuckers off. And quit having sex with them as well.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 15:12:30 +0000

"With other peoples kids". Cause it sure as hell won't be theirs.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 15:11:53 +0000

Isn't President Cruz still trying to shut down the Gubbmin't over DHS funding? My, this is awkward.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 15:09:26 +0000

Only if it's tax increases on us working stiffs. Or they'll do what Republican Governors do and impose "fees" on every fucking thing imaginable.

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:02:42 +0000

One wonders; what are these pro-fambly, Christians so afraid of?

Wonkette : Meet The WND Commenters Trying To Kill Obamacare

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 10:28:07 +0000

And que up the entire delusional, lying wingnut media that created these selfish cretins to yell and point fingers, and melt down when our entire medical system descends in to chaos when the "conservatives" gut this thing. It'll be deafening. These four will be among them.

Wonkette : Sad Ted Cruz Wonders Why Obama Hates Poor People So Much

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 15:18:32 +0000

Ask these assholes about raising the minimum wage. That's all you need to do, "media".