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11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Creepy Things Dudes Ha... · 1 reply · +3 points

"You have gorgeous reminds me of my mom."

To which i responded, "That was the worst pick up line ever, imma need for you to go ahead and put the round of shots I was about to buy on your tab, and no you can't take yours with me."

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - QOTD: Do You Work On ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm "working from home" today to cover for the guy who usually makes sure the company doesn't ruin itself over the weekend. Which reminds me, I'm going to make a bloody mary, would anyone else like anything?

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Legalize it · 0 replies · +4 points

A swab that turns a super mega heady tye die pattern if it detects X amount of THC on your gums.

I don't know, I'm not a scientist, but I'd think that with everything we can do, we can certainly figure out a way to tell if Dude Brah is high as tits.

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Canceled! Ten Televisi... · 1 reply · +4 points

So, I know I've been out of the fray for a bit, but can I get some love for Twin Peaks? It makes me feel like an old that no one has mentioned that.

Also, if you loved being freaked out by Carnivale and have not seen Twin Peaks, get on that, and maybe bring a friend to hold your hand through the scary bits

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Evening Open ... · 1 reply · +3 points

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Immediately thought of this. Also, RIP Phil Hartman

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Evening Open ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Very well put. I'm probably overly conscious of trying not to offend/be PC.

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Evening Open ... · 3 replies · +2 points

Oh yeah, no probs sounding like a 'mo here, but I also feel like I'm co-opting a relationship status from a socially marginalized group. Which kind of makes me feel like an entitled jackass. Though, in reality I probably need to worry less about what other people think.

Congrats on your 12 years of un-married bliss, many happy returns!

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Evening Open ... · 33 replies · +3 points

So this has been bugging me all day. I went to the doc today (all good, just a check up) and I had to fill out new emergency contact information. The guy and I have been living together for 2 years, so I listed him first, but then I had to list his relationship to me. "Boyfriend" seemed insufficient to the relationship because to me, your boyfriend is the dude you make out with by your locker between classes. Eventually, I went with "Partner" as the relationship, which garnered a few odd glances from the intake staff.

So, here's the question, when you've been with your SO for a significant amount of time (however you choose to define that), or are just generally uncomfortable with the girl/boyfriend moniker, as I am, what's the appropriate term?

Or do we just say "haters to the left", call our SOs whatever we damn well please, and move on?

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - Behave Yourself In an ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yeah, I like to pretend it doesn't make me have feelings, but yeah...emotions out the wahzoo. Then, my little shelter dog looks at me funny and whines like the (possibly?) hound dog she is

11 years ago @ Crasstalk - The American Fan's Gui... · 0 replies · +1 points

Fair enough. You should check out the US Women's Softball team, they are hotter than stereotypes would lead one to believe