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Wonkette : Missouri KKK Just Thrilled To Bits About Coming Ferguson Race War

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:01:20 +0000

dramatic sans, duh

Wonkette : In Florida Election, The Rick Just Hit The Fan

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 12:54:36 +0000

a fan is an APPLIANCE not an electronic

Wonkette : Christian Swingers Will Make You Come (To Jesus)

Mon, 29 Sep 2014 16:45:28 +0000

i don't have orgies in your church so keep your church out of my orgies

Wonkette : Chelsea Clinton Had A Baby, Whereabouts During Benghazi Unknown

Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:00:44 +0000

Idiots, there was a cigar joke just waiting to be teed up here

Wonkette : Traitor Barack Obama Murders America Again, With A Cup

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 15:30:40 +0000

wasn't bush's dog a terrierist?

Wonkette : Child Beaters: Adrian Peterson's Four-Year-Old Obviously Had It Coming

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:58:25 +0000

Unless your momma was a 225 lbs running back in peak athletic condition, I doubt she inflicted as much pain and lasting damage as Peterson did.

Wonkette : Chuck Todd Meets The Press, Needs To Improve Listening Skills

Mon, 8 Sep 2014 15:37:55 +0000

wow, thanks for pointing that out I was just looking at the for-air version's transcript. according to the uncut version, Obama does say Syria FOUR times before Chuck's glib little "you haven't said syria..." line. That last time he says it in literally the SENTENCE before.

Wonkette : Chuck Todd Meets The Press, Needs To Improve Listening Skills

Mon, 8 Sep 2014 15:24:43 +0000

wasn't it a taped interview? so when Chuck said "you haven't said Syria," he might have been telling the truth, and they just later edited the interview to put Obama's response to another later question before that comment... NOT that I am defending chuck todd, more like just wanting the journimalisms at yer Wonkette to be accurate

Wonkette : ESPN Has Serious Questions About Who Showers With Michael Sam (Who Is GAY)

Wed, 27 Aug 2014 19:23:55 +0000

toiling with all your might to wrestle a grown man to the ground? what's gayer than that?

Wonkette : ESPN Has Serious Questions About Who Showers With Michael Sam (Who Is GAY)

Wed, 27 Aug 2014 19:22:50 +0000

I visited Tech once but was asked not to return after I ate all the livestock in the school of veterinary medicine

Wonkette : ESPN Has Serious Questions About Who Showers With Michael Sam (Who Is GAY)

Wed, 27 Aug 2014 13:58:15 +0000

Chris Long, UVA grad. Well done fellow wahoo

Wonkette : Here Is All The Worst Supreme Court Suck On The Hobby Lobby Ruling For Ladyparts Only

Mon, 30 Jun 2014 18:55:53 +0000

corporations can do anything! don't you try to limit my corporate freedom

Wonkette : Here Is All The Worst Supreme Court Suck On The Hobby Lobby Ruling For Ladyparts Only

Mon, 30 Jun 2014 18:34:32 +0000

this could be a great way to get around drug laws. start a corporation, and when you do your drugs, just claim that it is the corporation doing the drugs, not you. never seen a corporation going to jail for doing drugs!

Wonkette : Fox 'Psychiatrist' Keith Ablow Worries Most Popular Sporting Event On Planet Was Timed To Help Obama

Thu, 26 Jun 2014 21:05:29 +0000

yes we should be listening to the man who confuses "suspect" with "suspicious" very telling vocab slip up there, "doctor." very telling indeed

Wonkette : Totally Rational Behavior: Glenn Beck Shoots Things So He Feels Better About Chris McDaniel's Loss

Thu, 26 Jun 2014 13:30:27 +0000

This is the Cantor/immagration fallacy all over - just because Cochran ASKED black dems to vote for him doesn't mean that was the deciding factor in his victory.

Wonkette : Michelle Obama Is Worstest Racial Slur User In America, Inpeach!

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 22:52:44 +0000

she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue

Wonkette : Rand Paul Makes A Funny Joke About His Fellow Americans

Fri, 6 Jun 2014 20:56:04 +0000

Does the Taliban have a filibuster? Democrats might be able to actually get some shit done!

Wonkette : Bearded Waste Of Space Gavin McInnes Racisms Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Fri, 6 Jun 2014 17:25:39 +0000

it should be noted he hasn't been involved with VICE since 2008. Don't let this besmirch the good name of that otherwise excellent magazine and HBO news program.

Wonkette : Obama Persecuting Hero Golf-Ball-Man Phil Mickelson For Standing Up For Poor Millionaires

Mon, 2 Jun 2014 20:53:37 +0000

oh the vile servitude of sand trap-raking. how long shall our people suffer under the thumb of such tyranny!

Wonkette : Obama Persecuting Hero Golf-Ball-Man Phil Mickelson For Standing Up For Poor Millionaires

Mon, 2 Jun 2014 17:06:05 +0000

from each according to his handicap, to each according to his tweed