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9 years ago @ The Toast - If Oscar Isaac Were Yo... · 1 reply · +92 points

noooooo i've been dreading this and it's as perfect as I feared whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Ted Cruz Were Your ... · 0 replies · +88 points

Even if I shower for a thousand years, I will never be clean again. We are the soiled ones, now.

9 years ago @ The Toast - John Denver's Testimon... · 2 replies · +87 points

My mom looks exactly like John Denver, so I will always love him and think highly of his meatloaf.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Good Friends Vs. Best ... · 8 replies · +82 points

This just makes sense. After all, my best friend is clearly my girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow. This is just other lovely aspects of our healthy relationship.

9 years ago @ The Toast - "I Would Never Hurt An... · 1 reply · +17 points

I'm just excited to find that other people have seen The Ten.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +53 points

I dunno. I know it was a different time and everything, but it seems to me that if Meryl Streep wants a role, Meryl Streep should get that blasted role. She's pretty much the acting muse in human form. And this is not just me hoping she gets cast as Darkseid in the inevitable Justice League movie. (OK, maybe it is, but I feel that I have a valid point)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Wuth... · 1 reply · +69 points

What does it say about me that all I took away from this exercise is how much I would really like a sufficient amount of cake right now?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Refreshing Alternative... · 0 replies · +25 points

Wait, Voltaire might have supported the slave trade? I might need to sit down :(

9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Believe To Be... · 4 replies · +143 points

Jason Schwartzman is not named Jonathan, but he is a Jonathan; you know this to be true

You know, something about this sentence, upon reading it, gave my innermost core a sense of peace that I have never felt. This might be the greatest truth.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You're ... · 1 reply · +39 points

What you’re looking for is under the toupee of a freshly murdered drifter.

Well, I mean, when isn't it, am I right?

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