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Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:21:45 +0000

Vessels filled with seamen need to avoid whales. What if the whale were gay? They could all be sucked out of the boat....

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:14:02 +0000

I think Wonkette should give Liz a complementary catsuit and whip. There's no one on this earth who could wear one more appropriately.

Wonkette : GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers' Dime!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:29:12 +0000

I'm surprised that Rick Scott and Scott Walker haven't already instituted mandatory porn-testing for medicaid recipients...

Wonkette : San Diego Cops Thought Brothers Were Robbing Own Store, Beat Them Up Just To Be Sure

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:43:30 +0000

They can have a beer summit with Henry Louis Gates and commiserate, while they search for their roots.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:56:00 +0000

"We have made God in our image" Of course we did. Since there is no such deity, we had to copy the only thing we knew. Which explains why "God" is so nasty and mean; constantly seeking revenge for perceived slights. He's only human, after all. Although, if *I* were going to choose a human to pattern my god after, I would choose someone with a sense of humor. I would much rather he were more like Jon Stewart. Just think how much fun life would be!

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:45:59 +0000

OT again: My most common screen name when I used to chat was "Zippy" after the comic strip. Since you beat me to it (at least on Wonkette, I used it since 1999 in chats), I had to reach clear back to 1996 for my first ever screen name. Here's the origin of this one: http://www.gocomics.com/kliban/2012/03/21

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:10:28 +0000

The internet has turned journalism into a giant game of "telephone". OT: I guess I'm famous. Some gun-humper blog chose one of my old comments as their "comment of the day" to show how intolerant and low-minded liberals are: http://blog.joehuffman.org/2014/11/24/quote-of-th... Make sure you click on the link for "Markley's Law". The shootists corollary to Godwin's law. Even though I was just commenting for laughs, and don't really think all gun enthusiasts have tiny pee-pees (actually, they're sociopaths), I was happy to be of service. It's from Idaho. I wonder if Dok is living a double existence?

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:45:41 +0000

Golf clap

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:36:35 +0000

People that make over-the-top analogies are like Hitler.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:21:17 +0000

Terrorism compares to climate change like having to pee in your spacesuit compares to misplacing your helmet.

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:44:13 +0000

I was really pissed the other day, when I ran my car into a school bus. They had NO plans for dealing with me deliberately doing that. They actually acted like it was my fault they were unprepared.

Wonkette : Ruth Bader Ginsburg: It's OK, America, Gay Marriage Won't Hurt A Bit

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:30:41 +0000

Since they don't exist, I guess not.

Wonkette : Ruth Bader Ginsburg: It's OK, America, Gay Marriage Won't Hurt A Bit

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:07:46 +0000

I love how the tab on my browser for this article says "Ruth Bad..." Spot on.

Wonkette : Ruth Bader Ginsburg: It's OK, America, Gay Marriage Won't Hurt A Bit

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:06:18 +0000

With votes? *pfffft*

Wonkette : Rand Paul Blames Hillary Clinton For Rise Of ISIS, New Coke, Cancellation Of Happy Endings

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:53:19 +0000

I'm not so sure about that better hair; tree sloths have symbiotic moths that live in their hair full time. So, maybe the same hair?

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 13:16:36 +0000

Methinks he doth protest too much...

Wonkette : Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:08:27 +0000

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Wonkette : Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:02:59 +0000

Colbert, Ferguson, Letterman and now Stewart. What's an insomniac supposed to do? Where did I leave my cyanide?

Wonkette : Please Stop With The Holocaust Chic, It Is Not Actually A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 13:54:19 +0000

"Verbing weirds the language." ~Calvin~

Wonkette : Good Old Days Of Debtors Prison Making A Comeback In Ferguson, MO

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:50:28 +0000

Life can't be all bad; for instance, I'll bet at least all the trees are the right height in Ferguson.