My shrink always recommends threesomes when I am going through "personal problems". After reading this, I feel the need for a therapy session coming on right now.
People not wearing sunglasses indoors.
People that are not embellishing any random act for profit
People who think Project Veritas is a hair product for Baby Boomers.
I am going to use that rat turd line next week at the Kiwanis seniors dance. I want me one of them cougars...rowwl
The posters are always the last to know that there is another woman.
So tell me, if Mittens wins, does the new first lady get Mormon tap pants and camisoles from Provo?
Calling U-Haul right now. I'm heading to Virginee!
Stuffing that Gawker swag in your pants and walking out the door baby.
Next stop: Pretend President or Geraldo wannabe opening Al Capone's socialist treasure storehouse.
I got your new state and municipal employee benefits package right here baby. Thanks Bobby Jindal.