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"Werepenis VS Arachnogina: The Final Phallic Fight!"
As far as geek weddings go, the best are the subtle ones. Geek-oriented cake topper, a reference to couples in geek canon in a speech, blue milk for the kids at the reception. Little touches.
(Re-reading what I wrote, "Little touches" after a sentence regarding children probably wasn't my best writing, but you all get the point.
I don't plan on picking up one of these bad boys until at LEAST the second generation.
The Spider-Man reboot needs to be like the Hulk reboot: it needs to skip the origin story and dive straight into a story that is a quintessential Spider-Man story, ie, balancing high school and superheroics, all while trying to win Mary Jane away from Flash Thompson. There also need to be ties to the greater Marvel U, like including the Baxter Building in the New York skyline, or a news story in the background about mutants in Westchester, or Sam Jackson.
EDIT: Rumor has it that Marc Webb is going to direct the next three Spider-Man movies. http://bit.ly/8NXBpB