dr_giraud

dr_giraud

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298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - SC Republican Just Wan... · 0 replies · +6 points

From God's burning bush to Charlton Heston to us.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee Simply F... · 1 reply · +47 points

"In Iowa, you would not have people who would just throw the f-bomb and use gratuitous profanity in a professional setting."

That's right, Iowa corn farmers only drop F-bombs when the ethanol market tanks.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Week In Revie... · 6 replies · +15 points

The Daily News, Dok, not the Post. (Imagine my shock at having to defend the New York Post.)

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Writes Co... · 1 reply · +27 points

If Pegs were a real Republican, she'd butch it up and ape Charlton Heston in The Omega Man, drinking Scotch, loading her assault rifle and talking to the bust of Ronald Reagan in her penthouse lair.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's All Listen To Tr... · 0 replies · +13 points

"Jed, that Palin woman is tryin' to force Jethro to marry her daughter. I'm gettin my shotgun!"

"Calm down, Granny."

313 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jen Rubin Wants You To... · 2 replies · +9 points

Hypergamy, how does it work?

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ferguson P.D. Would Li... · 0 replies · +3 points

"Oink, oink"

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sovereign Citizen Hero... · 0 replies · +12 points

We should subsidize electrifying their sovereign fences, so they can't get out.

324 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Play This Fun Ne... · 2 replies · +11 points

Fun game, you can play it at the same time you play the "who's the worst pundit at the Washington Post" game because Richard Cohen, George Will, David Ignatius etc. et. al. ad infinitum barf.

324 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Guess What? That Botch... · 5 replies · +6 points

On the bright side they're probably made in Southeast Asia not Arizona.