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Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:23:37 +0000

Now, I’ve been looking for some hard data to support that claim Clearly some kind of wild left wing Marxist.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Dicking Over Everyone In Wisconsin, Will Definitely Run For President Now

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 18:40:11 +0000

We have to ask once again: How does this asshole keep winning? Fuck winning. The fact that Walker gets ANY votes shows Wisconsin isn't ready for participatory democracy.

Wonkette : Vermont Proposes Official Latin Motto, Wingnuts Tell Vermont To Go Back To Mexico

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 20:35:28 +0000

"Stay because your stupid."

Wonkette : Carly Fiorina Will Be Best Lady President EVER, Says Carly Fiorina

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 14:41:07 +0000

Three strikes law.

Wonkette : Target Screws Fired Canadian Workers, CEO Only Gets $61 Million

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 21:36:11 +0000

When they get sick the laid off Canadian Target workers have to put up with universal, single payer health coverage while their American cousins show how self reliant they are by dying in the gutter.

Wonkette : Watch President Obama Insult America By Talking To Regular People Instead Of Chuck Todd

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 20:57:12 +0000

People the President would like to speak with, other than Chuck Todd: Everyone in the world minus a few thousand war criminals, mass murderers and Republican members of the congress.

Wonkette : 2015 GOP State Of The Union Response Starring Joni Ernst And A Plastic Bag Shoe Liveblog

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 05:01:41 +0000

You had bread? We just got a few stalks of wheat to grind for our bread.

Wonkette : 2015 GOP State Of The Union Response Starring Joni Ernst And A Plastic Bag Shoe Liveblog

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:58:31 +0000

Only that it has been taken over by Muslims.

Wonkette : 2015 GOP State Of The Union Response Starring Joni Ernst And A Plastic Bag Shoe Liveblog

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:56:40 +0000

Cantaloupe, don't ask me.

Wonkette : 2015 GOP State Of The Union Response Starring Joni Ernst And A Plastic Bag Shoe Liveblog

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:53:38 +0000

You had pig testicles? I wished we had pig testicles. We had to make do with mouse penises.

Wonkette : Sexist Liberals Afraid Pig Farmer Joni Ernst Will Castrate Obama In SOTU Response

Tue, 20 Jan 2015 15:19:48 +0000

Calls for an end to wasteful farm subsidies. (Zero)

Wonkette : NYPD Making Friends And Influencing People, Except The Opposite Of That

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 17:48:38 +0000

Strange, but might be is possible to think both that police officers shouldn't kill unarmed citizens while arresting them for misdemeanors and also that police officers in their cars shouldn't be killed by maniacs.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Add 'Did Not Go To Paris' To Barack Obama's Articles Of Impeachment

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:13:23 +0000

Quite a few. Among those linking arms were honchos from Turkey, Mali, Gabon, Egypt, Russia, the UAE, Algeria and probably a few more where any journalists have been threatened, jailed and killed. The Charlie Hebdo people wouldn't have worried about fundamentalist terrorists in those and other countries since their government would have killed them first.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Add 'Did Not Go To Paris' To Barack Obama's Articles Of Impeachment

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 17:13:51 +0000

Dear Randy Weber: The French just love it when you try to make cheap political points by talking about the Wehrmacht rolling into Paris.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Add 'Did Not Go To Paris' To Barack Obama's Articles Of Impeachment

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 17:12:15 +0000

Well, it obviously wasn't Obama since he isn't ...

Wonkette : Democrats Trying To Tax Wall Street, Sounding Suspiciously Like Actual Democrats

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 16:43:13 +0000

http://vimeo.com/84682824

Wonkette : Saks Fifth Avenue Pretty Sure It's Still OK To Discriminate Against Trans People

Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:41:45 +0000

So Russia is finally tackling the disproportionate number of deaths in road accident that happen there compared to everywhere else in the world. It has nothing to do with the fact that most Russians are drunk most of the time. http://www.bbc.com/news/health-25961063 http://www.ibtimes.com/drunk-driving-russia-conse...

Wonkette : Vatican Decides El Salvador's Archbishop Romero Died For Jesus, Not Marx

Fri, 9 Jan 2015 23:26:12 +0000

Bergoglio is looking better and better--moving Oscar Romero onto the track for sainthood essentially repudiates his predecessors who were as opposed to the liberation theology (and therefore the message of Christ) as they were in favor of covering up pedophilia among the clergy. His "fuck you if you don't like it, I'm the pope" attitude is a great way to get things done.

Wonkette : Church's Worst Cardinal Weeps Fat Tears For Men Murdered By Feminism

Wed, 7 Jan 2015 16:14:26 +0000

Keeping their families from starving in the gutter ~~The culture has become very materialistic and consumer-focused, the pursuit of which~~ has led father, and often the mother, to work long hours. Fixed it, Cardinal Fuckface.

Wonkette : Smirking Thug Who Attacked Lady Subway Worker Was An NYPD Cop, Surprise!

Fri, 2 Jan 2015 18:57:41 +0000

Lolja was practicing--just staying in shape over the holiday break to keep in top choking form.