en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3651677 Comments by derp http://dealbreaker.com/2014/09/if-hed-known-then-what-he-knows-now-mohamed-el-erian-wouldve-taken-more-of-a-daddys-going-away-for-a-while-approach-to-leaving-pimco/#IDComment879989527 Meanwhile, Bill spends his free time listening to Jagged Little Pill and punching pillows. Tue, 23 Sep 2014 18:01:19 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/09/if-hed-known-then-what-he-knows-now-mohamed-el-erian-wouldve-taken-more-of-a-daddys-going-away-for-a-while-approach-to-leaving-pimco/#IDComment879989527 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/write-offs-07-09-14/#IDComment852508853 Nice Tiger. You guys got any mesh tank tops for sale? Also where's the nearest sbarro? Wed, 9 Jul 2014 22:30:25 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/write-offs-07-09-14/#IDComment852508853 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/charlie-gasparino-shares-his-must-haves-for-the-ultimate-4th-of-july/#IDComment849630425 He also left out downing three too many vodkas before tossing M-80s into the Korean deli. Pops lost a pinkie at Old Baldy ya know. Wed, 2 Jul 2014 15:52:47 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/charlie-gasparino-shares-his-must-haves-for-the-ultimate-4th-of-july/#IDComment849630425 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/opening-bell-07-02-14/#IDComment849628659 Flawless logic here. Wed, 2 Jul 2014 15:45:32 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/opening-bell-07-02-14/#IDComment849628659 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/06/in-the-future-there-will-be-unlimited-bloomberg-screens/#IDComment841123321 Sounds like a nice way to sneak in an afternoon catnap Tue, 10 Jun 2014 14:04:36 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/06/in-the-future-there-will-be-unlimited-bloomberg-screens/#IDComment841123321 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/05/bonus-watch-14-too-lucrative-to-shrink/#IDComment826780576 All this talk of shrinkage and the Hamptons is making George very upset. Tue, 6 May 2014 15:01:05 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/05/bonus-watch-14-too-lucrative-to-shrink/#IDComment826780576 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/09/opening-bell-09-26-13/#IDComment725820908 Depends which end you're on. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 16:21:34 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/09/opening-bell-09-26-13/#IDComment725820908 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/german-court-rules-failure-to-notice-222222222-22-euro-whoopsie-not-grounds-for-termination/#IDComment659393777 Replace all the 2's with M's and you've got my favorite Crash Test Dummies song. Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:28:53 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/german-court-rules-failure-to-notice-222222222-22-euro-whoopsie-not-grounds-for-termination/#IDComment659393777 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/anthony-scaramucci-has-a-solution-to-the-ugly-broads-working-in-midtown-bars-epidemic-give-him-50k-today-and-hell-take-care-of-the-rest/#IDComment659344738 ”Isn’t it nice to walk through the doors of a restaurant to be greeted with ‘Mr. Scaramucci, so nice to see you again? ..." Depends on whether I'm with the Mrs. or... ahem... someone else. Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:44:11 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/anthony-scaramucci-has-a-solution-to-the-ugly-broads-working-in-midtown-bars-epidemic-give-him-50k-today-and-hell-take-care-of-the-rest/#IDComment659344738 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/former-goldman-sachs-trader-suggests-your-wife-wont-notice-how-bad-your-bonus-was-if-you-walk-around-the-house-flashing-that-huge-wad-of-one-dollar-bills/#IDComment574982685 Please. If I wan't to throw money at a woman while holding back tears, she ain't gonna be my wife. Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:04:46 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/former-goldman-sachs-trader-suggests-your-wife-wont-notice-how-bad-your-bonus-was-if-you-walk-around-the-house-flashing-that-huge-wad-of-one-dollar-bills/#IDComment574982685 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/ubs-needs-help-selecting-items-for-its-time-capsule/#IDComment570580537 Some money. They'll probably need it later. Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:13:35 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/ubs-needs-help-selecting-items-for-its-time-capsule/#IDComment570580537 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/human-whale-relations-at-jpmorgan-were-pretty-frosty/#IDComment558235681 Amateurs. I've frosted bigger whales in my sleep. - Tom Carvel Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:59:48 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/human-whale-relations-at-jpmorgan-were-pretty-frosty/#IDComment558235681 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/former-bear-stearns-chairman-ace-greenberg-came-up-with-the-idea-for-the-new-yorkers-pickpocket-profile-holds-monthly-gatherings-for-the-worlds-foremost-magicians/#IDComment551924253 Watch as my integrity dissapears! Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:45:27 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/former-bear-stearns-chairman-ace-greenberg-came-up-with-the-idea-for-the-new-yorkers-pickpocket-profile-holds-monthly-gatherings-for-the-worlds-foremost-magicians/#IDComment551924253 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/jamie-dimon-sort-of-returns-tom-bradys-favor/#IDComment551201075 Hey Jamie your'e a banker right? If I give you 25 cents will you give me a quarterback? HAHAH. Please call. -Woody Tue, 22 Jan 2013 22:11:20 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/jamie-dimon-sort-of-returns-tom-bradys-favor/#IDComment551201075 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/if-you-ignore-many-of-the-issues-that-contributed-to-mitt-romney-losing-the-election-you-get-to-the-stuff-people-really-care-about-explains-wise-beyond-his-years-investment-bankerbaby-romney-suppor/#IDComment485323084 If you push off all the genocide, Hitler was a great guy. Fri, 9 Nov 2012 19:06:03 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/if-you-ignore-many-of-the-issues-that-contributed-to-mitt-romney-losing-the-election-you-get-to-the-stuff-people-really-care-about-explains-wise-beyond-his-years-investment-bankerbaby-romney-suppor/#IDComment485323084 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/woman-who-insider-traded-on-two-timing-boyfriends-behalf-did-so-in-the-hopes-of-taking-relationship-to-the-next-level/#IDComment481273743 I thought he said he wanted to "do dull asians" and assumed he was talking about me. -Jessica Mon, 5 Nov 2012 17:27:44 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/woman-who-insider-traded-on-two-timing-boyfriends-behalf-did-so-in-the-hopes-of-taking-relationship-to-the-next-level/#IDComment481273743 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/until-it-lost-four-times-its-annual-earnings-in-a-matter-of-minutes-knight-capital-was-very-profitable-and-guess-what-the-company-doesnt-need-your-charity-regardless-says-former-ceo-who-may-or-m/#IDComment414743263 C'mon now, try and understand The way I feel under your command Take my hand, as the price descends They can't hurt ya now. Can't hurt ya now. Can't hurt ya now. Because the Knight belongs to lovers. Because the Knight belongs to us. Fri, 3 Aug 2012 19:51:07 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/until-it-lost-four-times-its-annual-earnings-in-a-matter-of-minutes-knight-capital-was-very-profitable-and-guess-what-the-company-doesnt-need-your-charity-regardless-says-former-ceo-who-may-or-m/#IDComment414743263 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/bonus-watch-12-jefferies-wonders-aloud-how-its-ass-tastes/#IDComment409297596 The horse's name is Friday Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:56:51 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/bonus-watch-12-jefferies-wonders-aloud-how-its-ass-tastes/#IDComment409297596 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/cfa-police-the-candidate-was-moving-his-hat-and-hands-around-using-what-appeared-to-be-signals/#IDComment408697692 I admit I was making some hand gestures, but in my defense, the young man next to me asked where he might go to get himself clean, have a good meal, and generally do whatever he feels. - Victor Willis, CFA Candidate, Village Person Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:00:01 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/cfa-police-the-candidate-was-moving-his-hat-and-hands-around-using-what-appeared-to-be-signals/#IDComment408697692 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/report-for-a-few-days-in-july-goldman-employees-were-forced-to-endure-offensive-looking-water/#IDComment408094300 Ex. 7:17–18 This is what the LLOYD says: By this you will know that I am the LLOYD: With the staff that is in my hand I will strike the water of the tap, and it will be changed into a yellowish color. But, don't worry you can totally still drink it. Tue, 24 Jul 2012 21:34:05 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/report-for-a-few-days-in-july-goldman-employees-were-forced-to-endure-offensive-looking-water/#IDComment408094300