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11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - If He'd Known Then Wha... · 0 replies · +20 points

Meanwhile, Bill spends his free time listening to Jagged Little Pill and punching pillows.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Write-Offs: 07.09.14 · 0 replies · +3 points

Nice Tiger. You guys got any mesh tank tops for sale? Also where's the nearest sbarro?

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Charlie Gasparino's Gu... · 0 replies · +14 points

He also left out downing three too many vodkas before tossing M-80s into the Korean deli.

Pops lost a pinkie at Old Baldy ya know.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.02.14 · 0 replies · +10 points

Flawless logic here.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - In The Future, There W... · 0 replies · +17 points

Sounds like a nice way to sneak in an afternoon catnap

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Bonus Watch ’14: Too... · 0 replies · 0 points

All this talk of shrinkage and the Hamptons is making George very upset.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 09.26.13 · 0 replies · +5 points

Depends which end you're on.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - German Court Rules Fai... · 0 replies · +13 points

Replace all the 2's with M's and you've got my favorite Crash Test Dummies song.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Anthony Scaramucci Has... · 1 reply · +50 points

”Isn’t it nice to walk through the doors of a restaurant to be greeted with ‘Mr. Scaramucci, so nice to see you again? ..."

Depends on whether I'm with the Mrs. or... ahem... someone else.

13 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Former Goldman Sachs T... · 2 replies · +173 points

Please. If I wan't to throw money at a woman while holding back tears, she ain't gonna be my wife.