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This passage is delightfully Dahl-like.
I've ruined a few cakes not being careful.
DID THE EXPRESSION “POOR PEOPLE” REALLY CHANGE MEANING IN 1300 YEARS THOUGH?
WELL ACTUALLY, St. Lawrence was kinda being a smart ass while avoiding paying taxes when he said that.
You're setting me up all over the place today, Mallory: Shameless St. Lawrence piece plug
"The porn stars made it seem easy and pleasurable. Alas, I do not have the core strength."