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7 years ago @ The Toast - Why Everyone Is Attrac... · 3 replies · +186 points

More like Latte-Stage Capitalism!

amirite?

7 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track Listing Fr... · 0 replies · +17 points

I am going to @ you so much, exclusively with Beatles and/or Hanson lyrics. I hope I'm not muted.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track Listing Fr... · 0 replies · +17 points

You are a monster!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Everything That's Wron... · 0 replies · +37 points

YOU SCRUBBLEMENT UP YOUR WITCH HANDS AND I DON’T TRUST IT, THAT IS A HUMAN ATTRIBUTE AND I WANT YOU TO LEAVE THAT TO US, STOP BEFORE-WASHING AND RUBBLE-SCRITCHING YOUR FUR-FINGERS, YOU MASHED-DOWN SMALLBEAR

This passage is delightfully Dahl-like.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for the W... · 0 replies · +7 points

Be careful with those stackable racks. You have to leave room for the feet of the next one to nest.

I've ruined a few cakes not being careful.

8 years ago @ The Toast - By Reader Request: Mal... · 0 replies · +16 points

59. St. Lawrence said that the treasures of the Church were the Church’s poor, but he spoke according to the usage of the word in his own time.

DID THE EXPRESSION “POOR PEOPLE” REALLY CHANGE MEANING IN 1300 YEARS THOUGH?

WELL ACTUALLY, St. Lawrence was kinda being a smart ass while avoiding paying taxes when he said that.

You're setting me up all over the place today, Mallory: Shameless St. Lawrence piece plug

8 years ago @ The Toast - Someone Find This Cita... · 0 replies · +6 points

Shamless recipe plug. Enjoy!

8 years ago @ The Toast - Please Be So Good As T... · 1 reply · +50 points

That's how I'm going to talk about any failed sexual experiment.

"The porn stars made it seem easy and pleasurable. Alas, I do not have the core strength."

8 years ago @ The Toast - Please Be So Good As T... · 0 replies · +17 points

I think the latter, based purely on the placement of the word "a"

8 years ago @ The Toast - Please Be So Good As T... · 12 replies · +38 points

"Dinner was good; the movie was meh, BUT"

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