But did she serve corn dogs at this "family" restaurant she managed? Until we know, we won't understand who hates America more.
What the hell kind of a weird-ass name for a Republican offspring is "Josh?"
It's going to ruin paintings or something! Sheesh, pay attention.
What the heck? She's just rambling on about "Obamacare," Quit, already!
To be fair, it would taste like lube and used chewing tobacco, so I don't think the name would be the issue.
To be fair, it's not like a politician would be joking about finding WMDs or something.
Is that... an Oblongs reference? Marry me.
Also, call me when Jimmy John Liautaud gets involved. Or at least makes good on his threat to move his overpriced sandwiches for Florida.
You can't fool me. The Sopranos isn't on Netflix. CONSPIRACY.
I don't believe any of this. Or else she'd be wearing a muzzle as well.