dekkoparsnip2

dekkoparsnip2

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482 weeks ago @ Wonkette - South Dakota GOP Hallo... · 3 replies · +17 points

But did she serve corn dogs at this "family" restaurant she managed? Until we know, we won't understand who hates America more.

483 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Don't Turn Off The Lig... · 2 replies · +16 points

What the hell kind of a weird-ass name for a Republican offspring is "Josh?"

524 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nooooooooooo: Michele ... · 1 reply · +4 points

It's going to ruin paintings or something! Sheesh, pay attention.

524 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nooooooooooo: Michele ... · 1 reply · +8 points

What the heck? She's just rambling on about "Obamacare," Quit, already!

540 weeks ago @ Wonkette - American Family Associ... · 0 replies · +7 points

To be fair, it would taste like lube and used chewing tobacco, so I don't think the name would be the issue.

548 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Tells Eve... · 0 replies · +40 points

To be fair, it's not like a politician would be joking about finding WMDs or something.

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Voters Appa... · 0 replies · +3 points

Is that... an Oblongs reference? Marry me.

Also, call me when Jimmy John Liautaud gets involved. Or at least makes good on his threat to move his overpriced sandwiches for Florida.

560 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here's the Death-Stare... · 0 replies · +73 points

You can't fool me. The Sopranos isn't on Netflix. CONSPIRACY.

569 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Lou Sarah' Friend: Sa... · 0 replies · +12 points

I don't believe any of this. Or else she'd be wearing a muzzle as well.