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Wonkette : Politico Helps Cheney Family Continues Their Spectacular Charm Offensive Tour

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:09:13 +0000

Um, point of order, Mr. Fuckwad? How's the military going to get their death machines to and from various places if our national highway infrastructure is crumbling? Please get back to us on that as soon as you've figured it out. Sincerely, Fuck You

Wonkette : Hi! How About All Y'all Stop Yelling At Me About The Ads? A Message From Your Editrix

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 18:29:01 +0000

I think my first attempt at commenting was deleted because I mentioned a piece of software that removes advertisements... rest assured, I was trying to remind people to DISABLE it on this website, because we can all put up with some annoyance in order to provide moneys to the Editrix. And also, I shall swallow my indignance, get a new PayPal account, and set up a subscription, because it's worth it for this site.

Wonkette : Your Southern Snowghazi Conspiracy Theory: It's Not Snow, It's Chemtrails! Or Soylent Snow!

Mon, 3 Feb 2014 14:47:25 +0000

This supposed "South Carolina" place is some sort of giant performance art piece, right? Right?

Wonkette : TSA Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists And Teen Girls

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:49:25 +0000

Every time you type this, I imagine it being yelled by a big game-show audience a la "Wheel Of Fortune".

Wonkette : How Are You Enjoying Your Surveillance State This Morning?

Thu, 6 Jun 2013 14:51:23 +0000

I was so close to editing my comment to say that, but you beat me to it.

Wonkette : How Are You Enjoying Your Surveillance State This Morning?

Thu, 6 Jun 2013 14:48:58 +0000

Yes, but now BLACK BLACK BLACK IRS BENGHAZI so it's important.

Wonkette : How Are You Enjoying Your Surveillance State This Morning?

Thu, 6 Jun 2013 14:47:38 +0000

This comment has been deleted by the NSA.

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Did Someone Mention Guns?

Tue, 4 Jun 2013 16:33:34 +0000

Attention Editrix: this needs to be made a T-shirt. Just a little Wonkette logo on the front breast, and "I HAVE ALL OF THE WORLD PROBLEM ANSWERS" in bold text on the back. I would absolutely buy one.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Steps Up To Fill The Bachmann-Shaped Hole In American Comedy

Mon, 3 Jun 2013 15:56:31 +0000

What else can we expect from a party that honestly believes that "no government at all" is the most preferable option? They're living their dream!

Wonkette : Donald Trump Steps Up To Fill The Bachmann-Shaped Hole In American Comedy

Mon, 3 Jun 2013 15:54:48 +0000

Au contraire. Toilet brushes have a useful function.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Steps Up To Fill The Bachmann-Shaped Hole In American Comedy

Mon, 3 Jun 2013 15:54:12 +0000

I don't know, is America truly ready for a President Clownstick?

Wonkette : Celebritrash Side-Boob Rag: Obama Worse Than Nixon!

Mon, 3 Jun 2013 15:46:38 +0000

I came here looking for jokes about the piss-poor Photoshopping, and I was not disappointed.

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:23:48 +0000

WOW. I hereby nominate this for best comment in recent memory.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin 'Lives In Fear' Of IRS, We Wonder Why?

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:19:53 +0000

Hell, everybody knows all true Americans have to live in fear of something. Might as well be the IRS.

Wonkette : Stop! You're Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:20:58 +0000

Sigh. Not enough hurricanes in the world to rid us of that place.

Wonkette : Tea Party Plans Epic Comeback By Destroying Obama For Reals This Time

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:17:53 +0000

I apparently used one of the Forbidden Letter-Sequences in the comment I was going to post here. But whatever, I was preaching to the choir anyways.

Wonkette : Screw It, We Are Just Hiring Everyone Now

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:18:30 +0000

Serious question here: is there any way to subscribe other than through PayPal? I deleted my PayPal account a while back because I pretty much despise their business practices, but I'd still like to routinely contribute to Wonkette.

Wonkette : Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Asks: Why You Murder America's Eagle, Obama Man?

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:06:55 +0000

Going to go for the full-tilt, anti-snark here because I'm too fucking tired to do otherwise: This woman is a Grade A, 100 percent, absolute fucking dipshit moron. That is all.

Wonkette : Justice Department Gets All Nixony Up In AP

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:13:09 +0000

Oh sure, the Patriot Act was all well and good and American and star-spangled happy funtime sugar candy when the Republicans were using it to stifle dissent and spy on ~~liberals~~ potential terrorists. But the instant it gets into the hands of the Evil Democrats it's all "waaaah my First Amendment rights" and "waaaah I don't want to be spied on". Guess what, Repubs? You made this bed, now you get to lie in it. What Holder's DOJ doing is bullshit, yeah, but if you assholes had any balls whatsoever you'd vote to repeal the Patriot Act. But you won't, of course, because you're just salivating at all of the dictatorin' you can do the instant you get your grubby little hands on it. Until then, I hope Holder's DOJ has a motherfucking tap on each and every Representative and Senator's phone, email, and backdoor mistress*. * Substitute "rentboy" for Republicans.

Wonkette : Amercia, Where You Are Free to Take On Crushing Lifelong Debt

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:58:13 +0000

Give it time, they'll find a way to work around that too.