dancesw_cougars

dancesw_cougars

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339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dear Oregon, Please St... · 0 replies · +13 points

Oh! THAT'S why my electric bill now shows "Fetal Kilowatt Hours"

345 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Ku Klux Klan ... · 4 replies · +72 points

Why is it always the most inferior specimens that insist on the superiority of any given race?

357 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Upcoming Kevin Sor... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Didn't Time magazine declare Him dead on it's cover a few years back?"

Yes, but Lara Logan knows a guy who saw him on a Wal-mart parking lot shooting the bull with Elvis and Andy Kaufman.

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Stop Raping Rus... · 0 replies · +5 points

The problem is they don't just want to reach out - they want to touch.

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Warns: Li... · 1 reply · +12 points

"You can’t give them a once-over, a polite grin, and be on your way."

Right. I'll bet in reality it's a lot closer to this: He stares at their tits, and when they notice his staring and cross their arms over their chest nervously and hurry away, he gives them a leering smirk.

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Warns: Li... · 0 replies · +17 points

I have to admit that if I saw her eyes staring at me from a dark alley I would freeze up.

359 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Buy Us This Art... · 0 replies · +5 points

Fortunately, there's a loophole for the butt. It's called saddlebacking.

359 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Buy Us This Art... · 0 replies · +2 points

Because it gives them a reason to examine their daughter's vagina? I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying.

359 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Fun Roundup, Ameri... · 0 replies · +1 points

Damn. If that's the way they treat wishy-washy Alabama fans what do they do to Auburn fans?

359 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Shares Hi... · 1 reply · +5 points

Hey, you wrote what I was thinking before I thought it. Are you a genius or something?