Oh! THAT'S why my electric bill now shows "Fetal Kilowatt Hours"
Why is it always the most inferior specimens that insist on the superiority of any given race?
"Didn't Time magazine declare Him dead on it's cover a few years back?"
Yes, but Lara Logan knows a guy who saw him on a Wal-mart parking lot shooting the bull with Elvis and Andy Kaufman.
The problem is they don't just want to reach out - they want to touch.
"You can’t give them a once-over, a polite grin, and be on your way."
Right. I'll bet in reality it's a lot closer to this: He stares at their tits, and when they notice his staring and cross their arms over their chest nervously and hurry away, he gives them a leering smirk.
I have to admit that if I saw her eyes staring at me from a dark alley I would freeze up.
Fortunately, there's a loophole for the butt. It's called saddlebacking.
Because it gives them a reason to examine their daughter's vagina? I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying.
Damn. If that's the way they treat wishy-washy Alabama fans what do they do to Auburn fans?
Hey, you wrote what I was thinking before I thought it. Are you a genius or something?