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Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 02:29:43 +0000

Highly recommended. It's my go-to these days. I also recommend the Michter's Rye but it's a bit more pricey ($40-44).

Wonkette : New Pope Stuffing Catholic Church Full Of Marxist Liberation-y Goodness

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 00:37:59 +0000

That's what I've been saying!

Wonkette : Why Is The Government Stomping On Future CNN Host Ben Shapiro's Right To Discriminate Against Icky G

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 19:44:46 +0000

Damnit, I'd completely forgotten him! Thanks a lot!

Wonkette : Satire Claims Another Victim: Police Chief Cites Fake News Story As Proof That Weed Kills

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 19:44:02 +0000

Excellent point - was it Erich Fromm?

Wonkette : Satire Claims Another Victim: Police Chief Cites Fake News Story As Proof That Weed Kills

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 18:19:18 +0000

Do they even believe their own bullshit though? Isn't it just a desperate attempt to maintain their current level of funding for SWAT tanks and anti-drug drones and all the other ridiculous military toys cops have? Or the utterly corrupt practice that Police Departments get to keep seized drug money? Or the killing the Prison Industrial Complex makes from locking up non-violent drug offenders? It's a con, a con that's running out of steam, and he's trying to preserve his take.

Wonkette : Why Is The Government Stomping On Future CNN Host Ben Shapiro's Right To Discriminate Against Icky G

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 18:13:57 +0000

How do I join your One True Faith?

Wonkette : Why Is The Government Stomping On Future CNN Host Ben Shapiro's Right To Discriminate Against Icky G

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 18:10:48 +0000

I disagree only because those people have accomplished *something* even if that something is terrible - Sarah Palin is a brain dead hick but she managed to get elected to office twice; Mitt Romney is an unctuous twat but he managed to convince people to give him money; Rick Perry managed to win several elections; Glenn Beck is a platinum-grade grifter of great grifting talent. Ben Shapiro, on the other hand, has failed at everything: thinking, grifting, writing, etc. Not only is he a moron, and a terrible writer, but he isn't even a successful moronic writer, grifting fools for their dollar dollah bills. His is a life of total, complete, epic, clusterfucky failure and yet we still have to think about him (which I guess is his lone accomplishment)... I'll concede Gohmert tho...

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:46:09 +0000

That's why he only reads his specially-made "copy," written in blood and children's tears, and beautifully bound in the flayed skin of the righteous.

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:44:22 +0000

Basically. He'll smirk that lil smirk of his and disappear in a poof of smarm and grease.

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:41:26 +0000

Yes, because Maker's Mark is gross. Can I recommend Elijah Craig? About the same price, eleventy billon times better...

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:36:09 +0000

Reading stuff like this makes me appreciate the civil servants that keep this country running all the more. They are low-paid, they've had their benefits reduced, their staff and budgets cut, and are constantly pilloried on national TV by morons and grifters, but they keep at it, doing the thankless and often boring work that furnishes this nation with the small modicum of civilization it possesses. And then they have to answer to Congrassholes like Issa, tinpot dictators, Jebusfreaks, and Randroids that belittle and abuse them for the TV cameras, and yet they keep their composure, they produce the documents, necessary and unnecessary, and they just keep on keeping on. So let me just say, thank you civil servants! ... oh yeah: and Fuck you Darrell Issa!

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:30:34 +0000

Give it time - he's still working on the insurance paperwork.

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:26:03 +0000

Have you sent Legislative Badass Elijah Cummings any sort of official recognition yet? A plaque? Nancy Smash's giant gavel? A button that says "Fuck You Darrell Issa?" Some token to show our appreciation for his Badassdom?

Wonkette : Why Is The Government Stomping On Future CNN Host Ben Shapiro's Right To Discriminate Against Icky G

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:24:06 +0000

Ben Shapiro is my Exhibit A in making the case that America is no longer any sort of meritocracy (if it ever was). Is there any other public figure who has failed so hard so consistently and yet still haunts the public sphere? Tucker Carlson, maybe...

Wonkette : Why Is The Government Stomping On Future CNN Host Ben Shapiro's Right To Discriminate Against Icky G

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:22:11 +0000

Peyote is a helluva drug. No really, holy shit.

Wonkette : Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:19:32 +0000

Is that cat dressed like Loki? If so, *awwwwwwwwwww*. Oh yeah: fuck you Darrell Issa, fuck you.

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Tramps, Trump, Temps, And Guns, Always Guns

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 23:36:38 +0000

That penguin probably knows more science than the average climate change denialist...

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Tramps, Trump, Temps, And Guns, Always Guns

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 23:35:22 +0000

I myself identify as an Ignorant Bitchslut

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Tramps, Trump, Temps, And Guns, Always Guns

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 22:39:11 +0000

I was debunked once at summer camp. I wouldn't do it again.

Wonkette : Crowe Hopes Pope Nixes Noah Pix Nope

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 22:35:11 +0000

Francis told an interviewer he enjoyed classic Italian films, and even took recommendations for two new ones. So like Rossellini, de Sica, Fellini, Antonioni, Visconti, and dare I suggest Pasolini? If so, another reason to like Pope Frankie.