czargasm

czargasm

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for the W... · 1 reply · +22 points

I AM GOING TO SEE HAMILTON IN FEBRUARY and I couldn't breathe while reading this. SO EXCITED. Your excitement is my excitement. It is all of our excitement. Communal excitement.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Yelled A... · 0 replies · +8 points

I added this to my Netflix queue a few weeks back based on the description and the smirky smile on the main hottie, but reading this made me realize I need to watch it 100% immediately.

8 years ago @ The Toast - In Which I Freely Endo... · 0 replies · +12 points

I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR BLEEDING I WANT THESE SO BAD.

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Redesigned The Toas... · 5 replies · +31 points

I have ads for BOOKS that includes a book I actually almost bought this morning and an ad for BEDSPREADS including bedspreads I looked at last week, so it's definitely personalized to you, ie, the best and also creepiest form of advertising (I LOOOOOOVE behavioral marketing because it is relevant).

8 years ago @ The Toast - If You Were Wonder Wom... · 0 replies · +14 points

Mocking Chris Pine--and his dumb face and everything about him god Chris Pine shut up--has long been a cherished pasttime of mine, so I'm very pleased this highly topical, relevant, and on-point article exists.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Randomly Selected Sent... · 0 replies · +7 points

I read that he broke his wrist vaulting over said fence. ~~~The truth may be lost to history.~~~

8 years ago @ The Toast - Randomly Selected Sent... · 7 replies · +64 points

Well yes. But Thomas Jefferson also once broke his wrist trying to woo a married woman with his physical prowess, so.

No, no, I guess that doesn't forgive the slavery.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Jaya Catches Up: Julie... · 2 replies · +41 points

Oh my god I haven't read this book since I was 12 or 13 but I can still remember that "Nyah-nyah, Dumb Daniel, he's got a wife and he can't mate her" part.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Seven Brides For Seven... · 0 replies · +27 points

This movie is perfect and I will hear no complaints against it.
Bless your beautiful hide. Bless every beautiful hide. Amen.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Your Thirty-Year Life ... · 1 reply · +44 points

I am an expert at opening wine bottles, but my communications skills have never progressed beyond 'screaming silently with my eyes'.