en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3872357 Comments by crisptickle http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950116681 staying at home because blizzard warning: giving up your freedumbs. staying home because police are searching for a wounded kid in a boat in some suburb: heroism! Fri, 13 Feb 2015 01:10:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950116681 http://wonkette.com/575109/vermont-proposes-official-latin-motto-wingnuts-tell-vermont-to-go-back-to-mexico#IDComment948251293 Omnibus illis , Katie Fri, 6 Feb 2015 02:08:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575109/vermont-proposes-official-latin-motto-wingnuts-tell-vermont-to-go-back-to-mexico#IDComment948251293 http://wonkette.com/573250/joni-ernst-let-them-wear-bread-bags#IDComment943506982 her twat is itchy. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 20:26:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573250/joni-ernst-let-them-wear-bread-bags#IDComment943506982 http://wonkette.com/571028/barack-obama-to-murder-your-keystone-xl-oil-pipeline-with-his-bare-hands#IDComment937990424 doubling the diameter would quadruple the profits, no? Tue, 6 Jan 2015 02:47:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571028/barack-obama-to-murder-your-keystone-xl-oil-pipeline-with-his-bare-hands#IDComment937990424 http://wonkette.com/570834/madonna-is-your-new-nelson-mandela-please-pass-the-cyanide#IDComment936791913 Promoting herself was the only thing she was ever any good at. But since she's from way back, she thought she needed to DO something, like "sing" or "dance", to justify her self promotion. Now we know that you don't need to pretend to have a talent to be a successful at this game (see Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, etc) Fri, 2 Jan 2015 23:37:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570834/madonna-is-your-new-nelson-mandela-please-pass-the-cyanide#IDComment936791913 http://wonkette.com/569554/murder-is-illegal-even-in-montana#IDComment930324203 well, apparently it's not. Thu, 18 Dec 2014 10:55:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569554/murder-is-illegal-even-in-montana#IDComment930324203 http://wonkette.com/569554/murder-is-illegal-even-in-montana#IDComment930322245 sorta off-white, at any rate. Thu, 18 Dec 2014 10:49:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569554/murder-is-illegal-even-in-montana#IDComment930322245 http://wonkette.com/568351/morning-maddow-just-how-awful-is-clevelands-police-department-federal-takeover-awful-video#IDComment924771799 Re: Tamir Rice Murder. I don't get how this kind of thing doesn't immediately lead to every single person in the chain of command, from the killer all the way up to the head of police, the mayor, and the governor resigning in shame. Fri, 5 Dec 2014 18:42:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568351/morning-maddow-just-how-awful-is-clevelands-police-department-federal-takeover-awful-video#IDComment924771799 http://wonkette.com/525765/nefarious-homosexual-lobby-gets-megyn-kelly-a-better-fox-news-time-slot-makes-the-bigots-sad#IDComment700504364 wimmins are the new gayz Thu, 15 Aug 2013 16:07:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525765/nefarious-homosexual-lobby-gets-megyn-kelly-a-better-fox-news-time-slot-makes-the-bigots-sad#IDComment700504364 http://wonkette.com/525706/republicans-vow-to-cut-food-stamps-in-areas-full-of-lazy-republicans#IDComment700338740 Capitol gains...is that the government takeover they're always going on about? Now the government is taxing their own takeover? Thu, 15 Aug 2013 10:10:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525706/republicans-vow-to-cut-food-stamps-in-areas-full-of-lazy-republicans#IDComment700338740 http://wonkette.com/525530/breitbart-unafraid-to-ask-why-is-oprah-winfrey-such-a-racist-liar#IDComment699044947 I'm sure this sales clerk has refused to show that purse to any number of white people, too. Tue, 13 Aug 2013 15:27:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525530/breitbart-unafraid-to-ask-why-is-oprah-winfrey-such-a-racist-liar#IDComment699044947 http://wonkette.com/525479/wapos-jennifer-rubin-john-bolton-is-louis-ck-and-george-w-bush-is-mother-teresa#IDComment698845525 saving murca from the terrsts Tue, 13 Aug 2013 08:35:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525479/wapos-jennifer-rubin-john-bolton-is-louis-ck-and-george-w-bush-is-mother-teresa#IDComment698845525 http://wonkette.com/525479/wapos-jennifer-rubin-john-bolton-is-louis-ck-and-george-w-bush-is-mother-teresa#IDComment698843230 Celsius. Tue, 13 Aug 2013 08:30:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525479/wapos-jennifer-rubin-john-bolton-is-louis-ck-and-george-w-bush-is-mother-teresa#IDComment698843230 http://wonkette.com/522597/russia-tired-of-snowden-says-he-can-have-freedom-if-he-shuts-up-already#IDComment678679655 Once we have a couple dozen whistleblowers to choose from, you can start mocking their respective personalities all you want, in the meantime, Ed is a hero by default. Fri, 12 Jul 2013 21:19:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522597/russia-tired-of-snowden-says-he-can-have-freedom-if-he-shuts-up-already#IDComment678679655 http://wonkette.com/520256/rick-perry-texas-is-spread-wide-open-eagerly-awaits-your-throbbing-business#IDComment664586537 oops. Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:14:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/520256/rick-perry-texas-is-spread-wide-open-eagerly-awaits-your-throbbing-business#IDComment664586537 http://wonkette.com/519473/edward-snowden-we-need-to-talk#IDComment660660939 wonket got so lame. Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:37:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/519473/edward-snowden-we-need-to-talk#IDComment660660939 http://wonkette.com/517876/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-my-press-team-quit-but-everythings-perfectly-all-right-now-were-all-fine-here-now-thank-you#IDComment652261928 not care about, just laugh at (because you can, from a distance) Wed, 29 May 2013 17:55:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/517876/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-my-press-team-quit-but-everythings-perfectly-all-right-now-were-all-fine-here-now-thank-you#IDComment652261928 http://wonkette.com/518010/all-the-proof-you-will-ever-need-that-abraham-lincoln-was-gay#IDComment652259822 That is the lamest of memes on the wonketz ever. Wed, 29 May 2013 17:49:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518010/all-the-proof-you-will-ever-need-that-abraham-lincoln-was-gay#IDComment652259822 http://wonkette.com/517925/sen-reid-threatens-to-drop-a-nuke-on-congress-procedural-style#IDComment651946503 Yawn.....won't happen Wed, 29 May 2013 05:11:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/517925/sen-reid-threatens-to-drop-a-nuke-on-congress-procedural-style#IDComment651946503 http://wonkette.com/516691/new-trendy-thing-local-pols-smoking-crack-like-its-1999#IDComment645443357 Yikes! Would you want this piece of filth at your parade? Sun, 19 May 2013 01:00:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/516691/new-trendy-thing-local-pols-smoking-crack-like-its-1999#IDComment645443357