Ordinarily

Ordinarily

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6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

If you go to mermaid school between now and your birthday, YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY!

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +13 points

*eats all the salty things*

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

I know that feel! (The allergy feel)... I thought I had a cold all week but my snot was clear and then I turned off my heat (hvac hasn't been cleaned in ages probably. just bought my house) and the cold snap made the tree flowers less crazy and I feel sooo much better. I take zyrtec every day and I thought that helped but I guess that it actually does nothing.

I hope it's just allergies for you!

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

WAHHHHH

D:

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! Mallory ... · 1 reply · +7 points

I donated just because this link was blocked at work because it was an abortion website. ugh...

6 years ago @ The Toast - Women Slipping Out Of ... · 0 replies · +37 points

So, I've definitely tried to break up with someone by saying something like #2... not a drawing. I don't remember who but it was something like "oh that girl that you are always talking to would be so much better for you so I will leave you to it"

It didn't work :(

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

OMG, that rationality thing is like my ex-husband. He couldn't understand that I had emotions that were different than what he could rationally explain and that led to so much gas-light-y. UGH!

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

At first I thought it said "mineral oil" instead of "mineral water" and I was like "that's diarrhea waiting to happen.

Um yeah... that looks terrible. Like molecular gastronomy went too far.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +9 points

Is this what the When Calls the Heart series that's on the Hallmark Channel is based on? (I don't watch it, but they advertise for it all the time.)

(No, I don't watch the Hallmark Channel ever and I definitely do not find comfort in their made-for-tv movie cookie cutter cliches and bland characters.)

6 years ago @ The Toast - Fun Birthday Tradition... · 0 replies · +2 points

My dad had a shredder that made really tiny pieces of paper. I asked him for a box of it (it was like a 6x6 box) and used it for new years confetti. We threwTHE WHOLE BOX! I had to spend the next week vacuuming, and yes, my mom found some more of it when she moved like 5 years later.