christoncracker

christoncracker

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6 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Would Do If A... · 0 replies · +4 points

Not totally irrational unfortunately.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 3 replies · +24 points

I went in there as a pregnant 35 year old last month to buy lots of stretchy bras and new undies and the 16 year olds working there were so confused by my presence. But damn it, I am not paying more than $15 for tiny pieces of stretchy fabric for my boobs.

6 years ago @ The Toast - The Pledge I Assume Al... · 0 replies · +23 points

ohmy god I"m leaving to floss right now. That is an effective strategy, even if not the greatest analogy.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Candle Scents I Would ... · 3 replies · +38 points

If our dads had similar govt offices, it's like hot photocopies with sun faded furniture and a touch of folgers.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 4 replies · +18 points

I have no advice but I am 35 weeks pregnant with my first and this is striking terror into my heart. How have we not evolved to shit like bunnies in tidy little pellets?

6 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +17 points

Oh yeah, she'll still be a total trashcan. Just keep an eye on the ribcage zone. You should be able to feel the ribs under a layer of muscle; you should not have to prod through rolls or a inch of fat to feel them. She's not going to starve, I promise! Just rachet it down a bit at a time until she feels about right and then that's your maintenance diet.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +2 points

It is really fucking hot. Similar to top worst humid / hot days in DC / midatlantic. It would be ok if you're night owls and willing to siesta during the hottest part of the day, but you'll definitely need some downtime or pool access. That said, it is really really cheap that time of year!

6 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

If you are willing to go spendy, Rachel Pally caftans -- (check 6pm.com for good sales). If not, try the etsy shop silkandmore.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +21 points

awww don't fret. There are jerk vets just like jerk doctors that focus waaaay too much on weight. My best friend's kitty is prone to fatness and she is just a happier camper with a little weight on her. Her vet insisted my friend starve her into health and she spent a year being a grumpy asshole. We decided to let her be a little fat because that's what works for her. Your dog is squeezable and wonderful and enjoying life. Fuck your vet.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +45 points

This guy's counterpart lives in my neighborhood -- a half pit half corgie that is basically a pit head on the stumpiest little tube body. I laugh so hard every time I see him and I don't think his owner gets it.