Impossible. That dude's belly-up to the table. He can't help it.
But just think of how hot all those brown babies will be when they grow up!
Hooray for last night! Was nice meeting you and everyone else. It's probably best that the meetup ended at 9:30 so nobody saw my shameful slide into a complete drunk. Let's just say I wound up in west hollywood, "misplaced" my credit card and ID, and made out with a Peruvian. Oh, and I just got home.
This is why I never go to LA anymore. Shit like this is inevitable.
Goddammit, I suppose this means I have to do the laundry this month.... I'll do my best to be there. Wonkette Smokeout starts at 9:31 right?
Mmm, yes, give us your delicious water, it's absolutely imperative for survival! I mean, have you seen how dry my lawn has been looking lately? The ladies at the homeowner's association are not pleased.
Nope, not enough. The spice must flow!
Yay! I get to be part of mexico! Where the brown boys at?!
I'm hoping that the Evangelist-on-Catholic violence here will help spur a Northern Ireland-style religious melee free-for-all. Only diff is Texans are WAY bigger and whiter than their potato-eating unamerican forefathers.
Tacos al carbon-dated dead sea scrolls? No?
Mormon Fact of the Day: Did you know that Mormons also refer to "non-believers" as gentiles? Take THAT Jews! Stealin yer lingo. I wonder if that makes Jews gentiles from their PoV. Hrm...