en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/681846 Comments by cafewitteveen http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-not-april-fools-day-yet-is-it.html#IDComment59489229 Talking snakes, stopping time, flat earth, resurrected dead ... nothing but logical truths. Wed, 3 Mar 2010 05:01:26 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-not-april-fools-day-yet-is-it.html#IDComment59489229 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/03/actually-yeswe-are-stepping-closer-day.html#IDComment59488800 Speaking of 2012 ... In other news, NdT was on Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night. Damn, he's great. Wed, 3 Mar 2010 04:58:40 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/03/actually-yeswe-are-stepping-closer-day.html#IDComment59488800 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/butthe-titanic-was-real.html#IDComment56999797 This made me laugh. Thanks, Julie. I just had a thought. Are there any indications that any boats looked like the one that Noah purportedly built? I mean, why is the iconic image of Noah's ark the one we use?Is it like any other marine vessel we know of? Are there any photographs? Honk. Is it like the image of Jesus? It became iconic, but it has nothing to do with what Jesus or anyone living in that area at that time looked like. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:51:57 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/butthe-titanic-was-real.html#IDComment56999797 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-found-new-obsession.html#IDComment55815955 I have this one in blue, too. I have the devil burying bones and the periodic table with five elements on it. Although lately since I've been reading that goddamn creationist book as part of that fucking challenge I agreed to, the periodic table is something creationists would use to show how scientists were wrong at one time. The stupid, it burns. Mon, 8 Feb 2010 04:38:29 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-found-new-obsession.html#IDComment55815955 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/god-vs-superbowl.html#IDComment55815593 What gets me is the repeated argument from Christians that Jesus transforms lives. How come I never get to meet the people who have been transformed for the good of humanity? Mon, 8 Feb 2010 04:33:48 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/god-vs-superbowl.html#IDComment55815593 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/most-fiction-is-fun-to-read.html#IDComment55397527 Dante also gave those fuckers their perception of hell, which really isn't found in the bible. He and Milton -- throw in a dash of hieronymus bosch -- influenced Christianity's afterlife more than the bible itself. Fri, 5 Feb 2010 00:38:30 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/02/most-fiction-is-fun-to-read.html#IDComment55397527 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/butt-licking-new-jersey-and-godwhat-fun.html#IDComment53815312 I could use a followup to this tweet. I could care less about anything except the "butt licking" and how that pertains to biblical study. Please. Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:01:36 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/butt-licking-new-jersey-and-godwhat-fun.html#IDComment53815312 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/mmmmmorning-sex.html#IDComment51795408 You know how Jesus has that irrepressible morning wood. Wed, 13 Jan 2010 04:14:28 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/mmmmmorning-sex.html#IDComment51795408 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/wait-fox-has-video-footage-of-birth-of.html#IDComment50094256 Do you think that when Mary was giving birth to Jesus, he healed any vaginal tearing he caused as he was exiting the canal or did he let her suffer a little, and when she finally said, "Please, Jesus, heal your mommy," he reached his little glowing finger to her crotch and "poof" healed her back up? Maybe even threw in a new hymen while he was working on it. Sat, 2 Jan 2010 19:10:10 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/wait-fox-has-video-footage-of-birth-of.html#IDComment50094256 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/because-doctors-are-more-trustworthy.html#IDComment50094004 I heard him speak and he said, "Bogiddy bogiddy bogiddy boo!" The other time I heard him, he was groaning and dragging an arm. He looked like he just got his makeup done to star in the "Thriller" video. I saw it, heathens, so you can't deny it. Sat, 2 Jan 2010 19:06:54 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2010/01/because-doctors-are-more-trustworthy.html#IDComment50094004 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/where-hell-have-i-been.html#IDComment49250875 Bang the hell out of those holiday drums, that's what I say. Sweet, sweet post dear JW. We'll all get back to normal soon enough. Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:49:51 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/where-hell-have-i-been.html#IDComment49250875 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/last-teaparty-of-year.html#IDComment48088216 I laughed my ass off at the sunshine bit. "What we want is more sunshine without more heat and brightness." I had to watch it twice. I was laughing so hard, my neighbors in Wisconsin told me to shut up. "First they came for the rich"? That bit was just full of shit. Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:05:43 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/last-teaparty-of-year.html#IDComment48088216 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/umgod-allah.html#IDComment48087904 We've all seen the sites that show how many people god killed opposed to Satan in the bible. Didn't Ricky Gervais say something about where's the book written by Satan? Maybe he's actually got something to say for himself. I tend to think Satan -- if he existed - would be the more likable fellow, but God beat him to the punch, spoiled the well, and the evil one is playing the "I'm the good guy, believe me" card. The suckers are all worshiping at god's feet, while Satan is kicking dirt wondering which PR firm to hire and get out of this mess. Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:00:06 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/umgod-allah.html#IDComment48087904 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/well-mythbusters-did-prove-you-can.html#IDComment47312885 I just cracked up so hard, I have something to polish in my shorts. Thanks a lot. Honk. Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:00:11 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/well-mythbusters-did-prove-you-can.html#IDComment47312885 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/really-can-you-show-me-picture.html#IDComment47252128 Yep, those barbarians "bear" the image of god, the dirty, filthy, malevolent, violent image of god. Thank you Christians for keeping your image sacred so that I may stay the fuck away from you. Honks. Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:51:20 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/really-can-you-show-me-picture.html#IDComment47252128 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/fox-news-caters-to-low-iq-of-its.html#IDComment47026695 I'm not saying, "Neh neh boo boo, I saw it first." I remember enjoying it, but I don't like posting Daily Show stuff, because I have to link to the site. Wordpress is very limited in embedding videos or slide shows. It's really irritating. I like other aspects of Wordpress, though. Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:17:05 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/fox-news-caters-to-low-iq-of-its.html#IDComment47026695 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/fox-news-caters-to-low-iq-of-its.html#IDComment47023983 Awesome. I'm going to repost from here, because I can't embed Comedy Central at wordpress, and if I send people to Comedy Central, they have to sit through a commercial. Thanks Julie! Oh, and I saw the original airing, but forgot about it till now. It's a classic. Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:31:01 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/fox-news-caters-to-low-iq-of-its.html#IDComment47023983 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-like-meyou-really-really-like-me.html#IDComment46220343 I like me some cyber kisses. Cheers. Glad it went okay. Tue, 8 Dec 2009 04:04:21 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-like-meyou-really-really-like-me.html#IDComment46220343 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/thanks-to-cafewitteveen-for-this.html#IDComment45708848 This girl is a piece of work. I don't get her at all. Her father is sick with cancer, which I imagine is what she's always praying about. Her posts are always disconnected. She starts with thoughts and finishes with the most bizarre twists of oddity that don't have anything to do with god, that I can tell. Thank god for fucking Kate plus 8? What the fuck is that? Thu, 3 Dec 2009 18:38:46 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/thanks-to-cafewitteveen-for-this.html#IDComment45708848 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/get-your-3-christmas-button-here.html#IDComment45617992 You know, maybe Christians get bent out of shape over the "war", because the only visual evidence they have of "Christ" is when it's written on Merry Christmas signs. If that was one of the only opportunities you had throughout the year to see "Christ" albeit in word only, you'd get pissed off too if that was taken away from you too. Maybe the "war" is the result of frustration with never seeing the sweet baby Jesus (Think Will Ferrell in Taladega Nights) until Christmas time. Most stained glass in churches picture the bloody, dying Jesus, and that's frustrating. If you take candy from children, don't they throw temper tantrums? Thu, 3 Dec 2009 00:29:00 +0000 http://attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com/2009/12/get-your-3-christmas-button-here.html#IDComment45617992