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cocob

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403 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 1 reply · +10 points

bunny. be not afraid. I had this very surgery 5 years ago. I had a cyst in my left jaw, right under my wisdom tooth. I had the cyst for a few years and tried my very best to ignore it. I finally broke down and went to an ENT guy. His solution was to remove the cyst. No draining, removal.

I had the surgery on a Monday and was back to work the following Monday. There was no speech impact at all.

Yes they peel back the skin from your jaw. And when it heals you SWEAT FROM YOUR FACE WHENEVER YOU EAT. Literally water dripping from your face. Good times. Luckily it only lasted a few months. The doctor said if it persisted he'd give me a script for industrial strength antiperspirant.

The good news was it wasn't cancer. YAY. But, I now have a depression on the side of my face and therefore have to have at least shoulder length hair to cover the depression.

418 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Wednesday Open Thread · 4 replies · +4 points

Schadenfreude

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - NFL Week 5 Open Discus... · 1 reply · +1 points

How will the Eagles lose today? over/under 20 points

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

molested by her bio-dad. he gave her the herp. he ended up coming out as gay and dying of AIDS.

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

I remember the creepy dermatologist claiming to have donated sperm and he thought he could be the father. But I wouldn't believe a word he said.

I didn't think there was any credible talk of sperm donation just a lot of speculation.

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

To quote Arthur Fonzarelli, I like Ike. My bike likes Ike.

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 2 replies · +6 points

The only thing I see anymore when I look at pictures of the older son, Prince, is COREY FUCKING FELDMAN. Quite frankly it's freaking me out.

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

Gene Hackman + Ernest Borgnine = no thank you original. Josh Lucas + TV mute button = very tolerable remake.

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 1 reply · +1 points

10 years old, when Titanic came out, Christ I'm old.

461 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 4 replies · +1 points

before I had seen the movie my best friend was talking to me about the movie and said, spoiler below
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leonardo dicaprio dies! and I was pissed she "spoiled" it for me. Then she said coco, haven't you heard the Celine Dion song.....My Heart Will Go On....WTF do you think she's singing about? Yeah, I'm a little slow sometimes.