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391 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin On Speed: ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Typical lamestream media! Why don't you report on the facts? She was speeding to catch the illegals!

391 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dumb Sheriff Doesn't E... · 0 replies · +20 points

FOX News shot the sheriff, but they forgot to shoot the deputy.

427 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Absolutely Super-Strai... · 1 reply · +31 points

Jesus was a Jewish carpenter, that means he probably just hired some Mexicans to do the actual heavy work.

429 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 2 replies · +42 points

That's funny! Just last night, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Robert Ingersoll and Ernestine Rose appeared in MY dream, and they ALL said God was bullshit.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 4 replies · +45 points

In Michigan, one may only refer to ladybits as "cooter" on the House floor.

This is known.

506 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 0 replies · +3 points

One does not pick their battles in questions of human rights, nor should they put up to popular vote, but that's a separate issue.

506 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 8 replies · +9 points

No, I can't. I can blame him for opposing it for years. Defending DOMA until his base made him stop, continuing to implement DADT after pledging to end it... ACTIONS, can I blame him for those?
But words are nice, too.

506 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 12 replies · +12 points

The Amendment also fucks over unmarried victims of domestic violence just to name ONE fucked up thing that will result from it. Too little, too late.

506 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 18 replies · +83 points

Speaking as resident of North Carolina, let me ask this to you, Mr President:


511 weeks ago @ Wonkette - WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! Ja... · 2 replies · +52 points

This story will tarnish the otherwise flawless reputation and legacy of the late Andrew Breitbart.