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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin On Speed: ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Typical lamestream media! Why don't you report on the facts? She was speeding to catch the illegals!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Dumb Sheriff Doesn't E... · 0 replies · +20 points

FOX News shot the sheriff, but they forgot to shoot the deputy.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Absolutely Super-Strai... · 1 reply · +31 points

Jesus was a Jewish carpenter, that means he probably just hired some Mexicans to do the actual heavy work.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 2 replies · +42 points

That's funny! Just last night, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Robert Ingersoll and Ernestine Rose appeared in MY dream, and they ALL said God was bullshit.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 4 replies · +45 points

In Michigan, one may only refer to ladybits as "cooter" on the House floor.

This is known.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 0 replies · +3 points

One does not pick their battles in questions of human rights, nor should they put up to popular vote, but that's a separate issue.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 8 replies · +9 points

No, I can't. I can blame him for opposing it for years. Defending DOMA until his base made him stop, continuing to implement DADT after pledging to end it... ACTIONS, can I blame him for those?
But words are nice, too.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 12 replies · +12 points

The Amendment also fucks over unmarried victims of domestic violence just to name ONE fucked up thing that will result from it. Too little, too late.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Obama Evolve... · 18 replies · +83 points

Speaking as resident of North Carolina, let me ask this to you, Mr President:


11 years ago @ Wonkette - WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! Ja... · 2 replies · +52 points

This story will tarnish the otherwise flawless reputation and legacy of the late Andrew Breitbart.