gdp's Comments

/Film : NSFW LOL: Dr. Manhattan: The Video Game

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:33:18 +0000

'Leaked' footage? Dear lord. The best thing about it was the music... from Kung-Fu Master. I'd rather play Cho Aniki.

/Film : The Return of Page 2

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:20:25 +0000

That Superman thing is chock full of brilliant. And by 'brilliant' I mean 'litigation'.

/Film : Polanski's The Ghost Gets Tom Wilkinson and Jim Belushi, Starts Shooting in Two Weeks

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:36:53 +0000

Oh man, that's awesome! I love Jim Belushi! That guy's a comedy genius. I mean, it's kinda weird he's in it, though. I mean, are they using old footage of him and putting it in digitally or... Oh, wait. JIM Belushi. Yeah, I'm always getting them mixed up. Revised opinion: no thanks.

/Film : Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:39:02 +0000

But in a good way: they're perfect kicking size.

/Film : Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:05:32 +0000

Possibly says more about Lucas' lack of imagination rather than your nephew's opinion.

/Film : Judge to Decide Watchmen's Fate on January 20th

Wed, 7 Jan 2009 23:56:38 +0000

Absolute fustercluck.

/Film : Confirmed: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost for Spielberg/Jackson's Tintin

Wed, 7 Jan 2009 23:52:51 +0000

100% agree with Ryan S. I'm pretty sure the boy reporter was/is relatively popular down here in Australia, too. I remember whiling away a rainy afternoon as a kid, eating salted peanuts and reading The Black Island cover-to-cover. Bliss.

/Film : Olivia Wilde Says Tron 2.0 Will Be Revolutionary

Wed, 7 Jan 2009 04:53:07 +0000

I doubt it will be as revolutionary as the original; more likely these days it will come across as a regular (although possibly cool) cel-shaded affair that fans of the original will vigilantly decry no matter what. That being said, the graphic designer in me holds out hope that it's an explosive orgy of great motion graphics with bold use of colour, all warping and crunching into interesting shapes that are fighting to stab me in the eyes. Oh, and also the sad hetero male in me holds out hope that Olivia Wilde is frolicking around in a Yuri outfit. If that happens this film is nothing less than a BILLBOARD-SIZED 'YES'.

/Film : George Clooney, Ridley Scott and the Marvel Studios Chairman Walk Into a Resturant...

Tue, 6 Jan 2009 05:23:27 +0000

I can think of toy-pushing flicks I'd want to piss all over before this hypothetical slice of celluloid comic action got made... *cough*robosapien*cough*

/Film : Worst Poster Ever: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Mon, 5 Jan 2009 22:32:15 +0000

Just on the title treatment: way to suck all the dynamic flair and any sense of vital nostalgia out of it. Could it be any more 'generic action flick' in its presentation? Sheesh.

/Film : Push Movie Poster

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:32:08 +0000

The Fail Unleashed!

/Film : Reader Forum: Is Will Smith's Seven Pounds the Worst/Weirdest Movie of 2008?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:11:26 +0000

Spoiled milk. Awesome.

/Film : Cool Stuff: Star Wars Hoth LEGO Diorama

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:09:37 +0000

This looks nothing like a dianoga... What's that? Oh, right. Sorry. In that case it's an effing rad diorama.

/Film : DNA Films Greenlights New Judge Dredd Movie

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:03:33 +0000

Jason Statham for Dredd: he's got a good chin, and the helmet (never to come off) would cover his diminishing follicles. Obviously, they'd have to get Pete Serafinowicz to come in and do the voice...

/Film : The Stupidest Dark Knight Sequel Rumors Yet

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:48:29 +0000

I'm sure Shia is just gagging to be known as 'that sidekick guy'. Typecasting ahoy! That said, we all know that Robin should be played by a digitally reconstructed George Burns head placed on the body of the dude who played Jar Jar. And Avril Lavigne will be Batgirl. Obviously.

/Film : First Look: Kristen Bell in When in Rome

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:37:12 +0000

I stopped at the photo with made-for-television personalities as the leads.

/Film : I've Watched 74% of IMDb's Top 250

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:45:20 +0000

Well, only 50.4% for me... mind you, my collection is heavily tilted towards things that chew your face off. http://plutor.org/filmaddict/?f=wijtuqq1

/Film : Observe and Report: A Little Story About Ray Liotta

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:28:14 +0000

"And I'm all like 'no way' and he's all like 'totally, dude' and I'm saying 'shut up' and he goes 'make me' and then Ray Liotta's all 'prrrfffttt' and then the roof fell on our heads. It was all like crazy mad funny. Maybe you had to be there..."

/Film : Olivia Wilde and Beau Garrett in TR2N

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:20:29 +0000

Olivia Wilde's in it, huh? Lesbian scene in TR2N: confirmed.

/Film : For Your Consideration: Fan Created

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:19:28 +0000

The 'scars' one is hella clever. Seems like just one of those moments where everything just falls into place, from concept to copy to creation. Love it.