This is actually a graduate level Med School Textbook at Oral Roberts University.
How about this:
Vale, et gratia in omne caseum (Goodbye, and thanks for all the cheese).
Sarah Palin is like the high school cheerleader with the gigantic rack that could get any (heterosexual) boy in the class to do anything and say anything with just a little shake. A dumber version of Jenny McCarthy, if you will.
The 2nd Amendment is for EVERYONE!!
Except the gheys and the blahs.
Oh, and the browns.
I suspect that Shelly Adelson doesn't really give a flying f***. As long as the RNC commits to sending troops to Macau to protect his casinos (if necessary), they can say anything else they want.
Speaking as a Jew, the whole kit and caboodle makes me pretty uncomfortable, including, but not limited to, the "We want WW III to start in Israel cuz that means the rapture is coming!!" crowd.
They are tossing word salad. The rest of us are tossing our cookies.
It seems to me they could save a lot of money and just run for president themselves. That way they could use the remainder for hookers and blow. I hear Kochs like getting blow(n).
TT;DW (too Trump; didn't watch).