you are such a freaking liar. You could wipe your butt with that tongue, couldn't you? Why would anyone offer a one handed man, especially if he's one handed due to a motorcycle accident, 16 motorcycles? dude, you need help. I hope your surgery is done by a doctor with parkinsons.
LMAO! Oh, please. You don't even have ancestors. You were in an orphanage, remember? Your prostitute of a mother turned a trick...that doesn't give you famous ancestors! You should be writing funny stuff for snl...you haven't told the truth since we met.
LMAO! First of all, you don't know if I am an amputee or not. you never asked. You assume i am not. What happens when You assume? Second, you also assume you could physically best. Again. Assume. High five....oops.
just so you know, my score didn't drop three points. It went up 5. It was negative 61 and is now negative 56. I thought you were a math genius. My score doesn't interest me. Why are you so concerned?
oh, let me give you an update on your schizoid. You do have delusions. You have delusions of grandeur. As you so readily admit, you are narcissistic. Since you admit that, it is easy enough to see the rest of the pack of lies you carry around. It's not that you have been to viet nam. It's that you rose through the ranks faster then anyone in the history of the military. It's not that you worked with aircraft. Suddenly you are vp of sales or something. It's not that you take a crap, but when you do you birthed Obama. You can't fall down unless you trip over a bar of gold, can you? Nothing mundane in your life. No sir. Funny...the higher your opinion about yourself, the lower the rest of us think about you.
CSM was created in 1966 for the Army. You must have known him. William Wooldridge. I am sure you trained him, you super stud. LMAO. You better read up again on military history since you obviously never served.
you are such a liar. You were vice president earlier, so when did you find time to be vso? OMIGOD, dude, admit it...you lost your arm due to obsessive, um, fondling of yourself, and just wore it off. Seriously, it goes from hilarious to just sad. I want to shake your hand and tell you it's going to be okay. But I can't For several reasons.
You poor thing. I want to give you a high five. What? Oops...too soon?
it must have been the tears of laughter that obscured your post. That or the shrieks of disbelief. So, you were an e-7 after only 17 months in service? You think I wasn't in the military? Oh, wrong again. You whizzed right through the enlisted, made sarge and kept climbing...and were an e-7 after only 17 months? Then spent 19 months as an e-7, and decided the military wasn't for you? Oh, please...you would have only had to re-enlist two more times to be guaranteed e-9, and after quick of a rise, you would have been Command Sgt Major of the Army before 10 years were up, I think that the motorcycle accident (i actually don't believe that either) instilled false memories in you. Are you sure you didn't drop your scooter in the parking lot?
omigod! You are freaking hilarious! I am just thankful that your mother is alive to help you write your lies. I will compare degrees with you at any time. I know you said you came from an orphanage, but nothing else you've said has been truthful, so why start now? I am surprised you don't insist on me calling you General Bullcrap. Look, on the internet I am good looking and rich. You are smart. Both are lies. A college, who is in the business of making money off of students, doesn't want to accept CLEP tests for a degree, so they have "residency" requirements. So, you couldn't hack the military, and booked after 3 years, and then you end up the VP of an airline? Whoa. That is hilarious. Oh, I don't count national guard or reservist. But even counting that, you washed out of the military, and you wound up the VP of an airline? Dude, you couldn't hand out the peanuts.
But, please, don't let my disbelief sway you. I know you are so vaunted and valuable and like to beat your chest. This is the internet--everyone lies. You just do it poorly.
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