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504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Make Fun Of Rep.... · 2 replies · +12 points

When new ways to be stupid are invented, Republicans will invent them.

533 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Least Cool Person In A... · 0 replies · +11 points

We will know Herman Cain has truly arrived when he joins the cast of "Dancing with the Stars," where he will do the funky chicken and win the top prize. All this alleged campaigning is simply meant to get him some attention so the producers of "DWTS" will give him a call.

539 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bristol Palin Gets Int... · 1 reply · +63 points

You can take the trashy snowbilly out of Wasilla but you can't take the Wasilla out of a trashy snowbilly.

542 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Patriotic Children's B... · 1 reply · +12 points

Amelia says she is a lifelong patriot. How many tours of duty did she serve in Iraq or Afghanistan, or is she another sniveling patriot who is fighting the "war of ideas" on American soil? Patriot my ass.

544 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Air Force Birther Mora... · 0 replies · +18 points

A guy who is this much of a pussy shouldn't be in the military at all. He wouldn't be worth much in a fight. Hell, I could punch Moran out and I lost my last fistfight in the fifth grade. He is that much of a limp sac of pus.

546 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Wants To Attend... · 4 replies · +36 points

I've often heard Texas is a godforsaken shithole. Clearly, this proves the statement accurate. God wants nothing to do with that hot, dusty, rancid place.

548 weeks ago @ Wonkette - ABC News Reporter Rela... · 0 replies · +10 points

It could've been a lot worse. Brian Ross might've been "roughed up" by Marcus Bachmann. After all, he's the guy who says gays are barbarians who need discipline, which he apparently wants to administer. Watch your ass, Brian!!

550 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pawlenty Campaign, Min... · 3 replies · +66 points

What would Ayn Rand do? Privatize the fucking parks, let armed teabagging shitheels patrol them and let the market rule. Fucking conservatives could fuck up a two car funeral procession.

550 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Semi-Liveblogging The ... · 0 replies · +21 points

@JonahNRO, How much does it bother you that you wouldn't have a job if not for mommy's connections. . .you fat, fucking, lazy, stupid turd?? Hmmmm?

550 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Palin Cult Followers W... · 0 replies · +6 points

Oh man, talk about children of the corn. I hope Malachi is out there in the cornfields, laying for those dumb Palinites.