Love this: delivery of a simulated controlled substance. What a jerk. Can't even sell the real deal. Went to Great Falls a few years after he graduated from high school there. Got a haircut from the local supercut and my hair cutter went to school with him. Said he was a jerk and everyone else at school felt the same way. Treated girls like a stuck up wad and just seemed generally disliked. Heard many similar stories from Pullman, San Diego, etc etc.

I think Eddie is about to pick up some nice Nike coinage.