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428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is A Picture Of S... · 0 replies · +13 points

Belt buckle = Staples Easy button. Now that was easy!

486 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hobos Rising: America ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Make that 是的,我们可以

487 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Lawmaker Fig... · 1 reply · +45 points

"a group that says the federal government should have very limited authority over states, and that states should be able to nullify federal laws when they feel the government has overreached.

If only the Constitution established a whole branch of government to which states could apply when they feel the government has overreached. If only (Judiciary)... If only (seriously, you dumbasses, it's the JUDICIARY)...

487 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Lawmaker Fig... · 4 replies · +50 points

The law she *should* have passed would have outlawed the inevitable puns on her ridiculous name.

488 weeks ago @ Wonkette - FEMA: Razed Houses In ... · 2 replies · +10 points

You had FRIENDS??? Well, la dee DAH, your Highness! When I was growing up, we made friends with rocks. We'd dig them little caves to live in, and make them clothes out of leaves and deer poop.

489 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Resigns Con... · 4 replies · +87 points

I'm watching the Sarah Palin History Channel right now, and she says August 6th is the date in history when Davey Crockett led Lewis and Clark out of Egypt.

489 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Resigns Con... · 0 replies · +19 points

God hasn't dreamed up the tornado that can penetrate Rick Perry's hair. Sorry, God. You're a shabby loser and you're fired. But please fix all our problems first, and then go home.

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happiest Nations Have ... · 0 replies · +65 points

I'm moving to Canada, Finland, Australia, Switzerland and Denmark.

491 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy 70th Birthday, B... · 0 replies · +7 points

When has Bob Dylan *NOT* been 70 years old?

492 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Already Depressed Newt... · 0 replies · +6 points

Unicorns or GTFO.