en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1679800 Comments by bitchincamaro2 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621671627 No. Wish I could find the old Doritos (Fritios?) TV ad with the Banditos shooting "dee booleetz" into the air only to seek shelter from a rainstorm of lead, moments later. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:23:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621671627 http://wonkette.com/512426/mark-sanford-just-cant-stop-doing-stupid-things-in-public-trespassing-edition#IDComment621669432 Stiffening Joy replacing Throbbing Gristle for best band name. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:19:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512426/mark-sanford-just-cant-stop-doing-stupid-things-in-public-trespassing-edition#IDComment621669432 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621664222 He's a shameless fucking tool. And his little pet, peanut-headed, boat-neck sweater wearing, sell-out weasel, Anderson Cooper, can hit the skids, too. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:08:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621664222 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621660710 I'd like to join you in your "glass half full" perspective, but in light of the ability of knuckleheads to shut down a Muslim cultural center near ground zero and the inability of grieving parents of massacred children to convince their own representatives to do the right thing on guns...well, my cup runneth over with despair. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:01:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621660710 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621656128 Waiting for Fox to accredit AP on this. All life forms on standby until then. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:51:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621656128 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621650641 Tomorrow, he'll claim he meant to say "all props to...". You know the drill. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:40:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512501/everyone-is-going-insane#IDComment621650641 http://wonkette.com/511691/why-is-liz-warren-yelling-at-bankers-today-video#IDComment617992875 Banjos cannot be tuned quietly, silly. Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:41:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511691/why-is-liz-warren-yelling-at-bankers-today-video#IDComment617992875 http://wonkette.com/511691/why-is-liz-warren-yelling-at-bankers-today-video#IDComment617991520 I'd love to see Liz, Bernie, and maybe Taibbi in a locked room with these fucking ass clowns. Flying chain saws would be safer. Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:38:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511691/why-is-liz-warren-yelling-at-bankers-today-video#IDComment617991520 http://wonkette.com/511665/donald-trump-and-his-wife-are-awful-and-their-son-tastes-like-caviar#IDComment617953775 And his brother's name is Robber. Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:21:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511665/donald-trump-and-his-wife-are-awful-and-their-son-tastes-like-caviar#IDComment617953775 http://wonkette.com/511665/donald-trump-and-his-wife-are-awful-and-their-son-tastes-like-caviar#IDComment617937764 Unless she applies it with a blini, she's doing it wrong. Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:50:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511665/donald-trump-and-his-wife-are-awful-and-their-son-tastes-like-caviar#IDComment617937764 http://wonkette.com/511609/a-childrens-treasury-of-reactions-as-al-jazeera-americas-sharia-plot-creeps-into-detroit#IDComment617934523 Gore? Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:45:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511609/a-childrens-treasury-of-reactions-as-al-jazeera-americas-sharia-plot-creeps-into-detroit#IDComment617934523 http://wonkette.com/511609/a-childrens-treasury-of-reactions-as-al-jazeera-americas-sharia-plot-creeps-into-detroit#IDComment617928389 Your bitchincamaro survived high school in Detroit and Dearborn, but back in the day, Dearborn was segregated. My senior class had one token brother, who lived near me in Detroit and walked to school in Dearborn, as I did. Little did we dare dream that our Middle-Eastern brethren would soon wear the mantle of terrorist boogeyman in that crazy city. I guess you can't spell "brother" without "other". Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:33:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511609/a-childrens-treasury-of-reactions-as-al-jazeera-americas-sharia-plot-creeps-into-detroit#IDComment617928389 http://wonkette.com/511075/nice-old-kansas-fella-is-newest-accidental-racist#IDComment615589958 What's the matter with Kansas? Tue, 9 Apr 2013 21:29:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511075/nice-old-kansas-fella-is-newest-accidental-racist#IDComment615589958 http://wonkette.com/511075/nice-old-kansas-fella-is-newest-accidental-racist#IDComment615585688 You'll get gypped. Tue, 9 Apr 2013 21:21:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511075/nice-old-kansas-fella-is-newest-accidental-racist#IDComment615585688 http://wonkette.com/511058/ted-nugent-has-more-metaphors-about-shooting-people-to-death-again#IDComment615522909 This moron is just the tip of the iceberg in central Michigan. Once you get north of Lansing, you're pretty much free to rape and lynch at will. If you be white. Tue, 9 Apr 2013 19:27:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511058/ted-nugent-has-more-metaphors-about-shooting-people-to-death-again#IDComment615522909 http://wonkette.com/510727/great-britain-bursts-into-song-over-death-of-margaret-thatcher#IDComment614842436 I'm surprised. Nothing from The Strokes? Mon, 8 Apr 2013 23:27:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/510727/great-britain-bursts-into-song-over-death-of-margaret-thatcher#IDComment614842436 http://wonkette.com/510720/massachusetts-school-out-horribles-everyone-by-ensuring-poor-kids-starve-for-freedom#IDComment614836246 Silly. Only little people pay taxes. Oh, wait. Mon, 8 Apr 2013 23:15:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/510720/massachusetts-school-out-horribles-everyone-by-ensuring-poor-kids-starve-for-freedom#IDComment614836246 http://wonkette.com/510728/hillary-clinton-elected-president-of-running-for-president-in-2016#IDComment614833462 Oh, for fucks's sake. Mon, 8 Apr 2013 23:10:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/510728/hillary-clinton-elected-president-of-running-for-president-in-2016#IDComment614833462 http://wonkette.com/510728/hillary-clinton-elected-president-of-running-for-president-in-2016#IDComment614832111 We can see that. Mon, 8 Apr 2013 23:07:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/510728/hillary-clinton-elected-president-of-running-for-president-in-2016#IDComment614832111 http://wonkette.com/510728/hillary-clinton-elected-president-of-running-for-president-in-2016#IDComment614828215 That backseat (Joe calls it a "rumble-seat", BTW) is reserved for emergency quarts of Pennzoil (10W-30), STP, 4-way lug wrenches (case some fools might wanna' fight), dental floss (the tape, not the wiry shit), and Dixie Peach Pomade, just in case. Mon, 8 Apr 2013 23:00:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/510728/hillary-clinton-elected-president-of-running-for-president-in-2016#IDComment614828215