en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1670634 Comments by bflrtsplk http://wonkette.com/576182/what-lesser-cut-of-meat-are-women-like-a-flank-steak-maybe#IDComment950333643 He`s ground chuck. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:10:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576182/what-lesser-cut-of-meat-are-women-like-a-flank-steak-maybe#IDComment950333643 http://wonkette.com/574012/rush-limbaugh-big-government-nanny-state-controlling-you-through-weather-warnings#IDComment945343287 Man, what a fat piece of shit! That is all. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 18:07:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574012/rush-limbaugh-big-government-nanny-state-controlling-you-through-weather-warnings#IDComment945343287 http://wonkette.com/569924/fox-news-psychiatrist-keith-ablow-cops-dont-need-to-calm-down-you-need-to-calm-down1#IDComment932206981 My mind is Ablown. Mon, 22 Dec 2014 20:16:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569924/fox-news-psychiatrist-keith-ablow-cops-dont-need-to-calm-down-you-need-to-calm-down1#IDComment932206981 http://wonkette.com/569139/scott-walker-would-like-all-the-money-for-you-to-pray-with-him-please#IDComment928289033 Er make that five sawbucks. Sat, 13 Dec 2014 16:49:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569139/scott-walker-would-like-all-the-money-for-you-to-pray-with-him-please#IDComment928289033 http://wonkette.com/569139/scott-walker-would-like-all-the-money-for-you-to-pray-with-him-please#IDComment928288171 Can I bring my stick and a few pucks to use for target practice? I can? OK, I`m in for a sawbuck. Sat, 13 Dec 2014 16:46:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569139/scott-walker-would-like-all-the-money-for-you-to-pray-with-him-please#IDComment928288171 http://wonkette.com/566883/missouri-gov-nixon-declares-state-of-emergency-just-because-why-not#IDComment914022567 And here I thought Nixon was forced to resign after that Water something or other business.Wrong Nixon? Uh, never mind. Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:59:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566883/missouri-gov-nixon-declares-state-of-emergency-just-because-why-not#IDComment914022567 http://wonkette.com/562771/the-bible-proves-obamas-the-antichrist-again#IDComment886371273 In certain circles, Wiles is known as Beelzedick, since he has flies on his you know what. Also, too, remember when Obama killed Kenny and Kenny was back in time for the next South Park? There`s proof and then there`s proof. Wed, 8 Oct 2014 15:20:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562771/the-bible-proves-obamas-the-antichrist-again#IDComment886371273 http://wonkette.com/556480/ann-coulter-continues-her-not-sure-if-trolling-summer-tour#IDComment862303328 Seriously, even a blind wingnut would have to think twice about marrying that skeeze. Thu, 7 Aug 2014 17:20:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556480/ann-coulter-continues-her-not-sure-if-trolling-summer-tour#IDComment862303328 http://wonkette.com/554443/another-day-another-loaded-gun-left-in-a-public-toilet-stall-at-walmart-this-time#IDComment854907257 TERRORIZMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thu, 17 Jul 2014 15:47:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554443/another-day-another-loaded-gun-left-in-a-public-toilet-stall-at-walmart-this-time#IDComment854907257 http://wonkette.com/553982/typical-king-barack-obama-eats-food-like-some-sort-of-person-who-gets-to-eat-food#IDComment853128072 Curtis` outdoor barbecue, Putney, VT Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:49:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553982/typical-king-barack-obama-eats-food-like-some-sort-of-person-who-gets-to-eat-food#IDComment853128072 http://wonkette.com/553520/derp-roundup-thanks-for-keeping-america-free-ted-nugent#IDComment850750187 ``There`s a baby down my pantleg and it looks like.............TED NUGGGGENNNNNNTTTTT!` Sat, 5 Jul 2014 18:51:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553520/derp-roundup-thanks-for-keeping-america-free-ted-nugent#IDComment850750187 http://wonkette.com/552402/lawsuit-alleges-sally-atwater-takes-candy-from-special-needs-kids#IDComment845858691 Sally Atwater was the name of the Michelle Feiffer character in Up Close and Personal before the Robert Redford character changed her name to Tally Atwater. Guess he was onto something. Sun, 22 Jun 2014 17:05:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/552402/lawsuit-alleges-sally-atwater-takes-candy-from-special-needs-kids#IDComment845858691 http://wonkette.com/549724/nifty-kid-8-raises-money-for-school-lunch-for-everyone-hey-michigan-he-shouldnt-have-to#IDComment833324348 In Michigan the minimum wage is a whopping $7.40 an hour so get a job you lousy ingrates. That should buy plenty of white bread and Velveeta. Wed, 21 May 2014 13:25:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549724/nifty-kid-8-raises-money-for-school-lunch-for-everyone-hey-michigan-he-shouldnt-have-to#IDComment833324348 http://wonkette.com/547766/lets-talk-about-donald-sterlings-girlfriend-v-stiviano-bitch-set-him-up#IDComment823457599 Read Phil Mushnick`s take on Sterling in today`s - ahem - NY Post. Mon, 28 Apr 2014 16:42:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/547766/lets-talk-about-donald-sterlings-girlfriend-v-stiviano-bitch-set-him-up#IDComment823457599 http://wonkette.com/544258/rnc-targets-women-minorities-and-not-just-for-voter-suppression-video#IDComment806674311 Were any of them secret Muslins? Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:36:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544258/rnc-targets-women-minorities-and-not-just-for-voter-suppression-video#IDComment806674311 http://wonkette.com/544258/rnc-targets-women-minorities-and-not-just-for-voter-suppression-video#IDComment806671405 Notice how they used at least one of those minorities twice? Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:27:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544258/rnc-targets-women-minorities-and-not-just-for-voter-suppression-video#IDComment806671405 http://wonkette.com/544258/rnc-targets-women-minorities-and-not-just-for-voter-suppression-video#IDComment806670555 You get free booze from your Editrix? ``You got paid last week. Guess you musta forgot.`` Wink wink. Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:24:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544258/rnc-targets-women-minorities-and-not-just-for-voter-suppression-video#IDComment806670555 http://wonkette.com/543532/it-is-time-for-paul-ryan-to-stop-insulting-our-parents#IDComment802887253 Pants, huh? I had to scrape mine off the Jersey Turnpike while riding the differential of a garbage truck - and you just KNOW what that does to your pants. Then I had to carry that slop barehanded 25 miles to school - uphill -- both ways!!!! Sat, 8 Mar 2014 18:49:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543532/it-is-time-for-paul-ryan-to-stop-insulting-our-parents#IDComment802887253 http://wonkette.com/542955/dc-tea-partiers-exercise-free-speech-assembly-rights-protest-government-tyranny#IDComment799985753 Who is that guy on his knees on the left there? Sat, 1 Mar 2014 23:26:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542955/dc-tea-partiers-exercise-free-speech-assembly-rights-protest-government-tyranny#IDComment799985753 http://wonkette.com/542796/racist-butterball-paula-deen-is-just-like-michael-sam-says-racist-butterball-paula-deen#IDComment799151451 Uh, that`s LouSarah to you. Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:51:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542796/racist-butterball-paula-deen-is-just-like-michael-sam-says-racist-butterball-paula-deen#IDComment799151451