Could you post a couple pics of the setup you have? It would make it (hopefully) pretty simple to guide you from there.

Sounds like a project, Mike ;) By the way, thanks for annotating the image, looks good.

Aww, where can I get one of those t-shirts? Are they perhaps for sale or was it custom-made?

Beautiful writeup. It's one thing to get an inside scoop of what's going on in your head and in your team. But you bring a totally different perspective to the table, and humbly so. I love the concluding sentence.