en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1740436 Comments by bearperney http://wonkette.com/559595/nfl-fires-ray-rice-after-realizing-beating-up-women-is-bad-at-least-if-its-on-video#IDComment874395446 What a revelation the interior elevator video was? How did team mgmt. and the NFL think she got unconscious? ...just got the vapors and fainted from an unkind word? Mon, 8 Sep 2014 21:27:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/559595/nfl-fires-ray-rice-after-realizing-beating-up-women-is-bad-at-least-if-its-on-video#IDComment874395446 http://wonkette.com/557284/ferguson-p-d-now-trying-to-pin-robbery-on-michael-brown-this-should-go-well#IDComment865309323 A "Captain Obvious" insight, that strong arming of the store clerk by Brown is going to lose you a great big chunk of sympathy from the white folks. Sat, 16 Aug 2014 02:25:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557284/ferguson-p-d-now-trying-to-pin-robbery-on-michael-brown-this-should-go-well#IDComment865309323 http://wonkette.com/556691/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-learns-elizabeth-warren-a-thing-or-two#IDComment863010615 Oh! That unfortunate voice! Sat, 9 Aug 2014 18:44:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556691/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-learns-elizabeth-warren-a-thing-or-two#IDComment863010615 http://wonkette.com/556526/what-are-you-doing-for-national-impeach-obama-week#IDComment862757954 I don't know what libety is, so, I guess I would have to go with tranny since they seem nice enough. Sat, 9 Aug 2014 00:42:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556526/what-are-you-doing-for-national-impeach-obama-week#IDComment862757954 http://wonkette.com/556660/good-christian-male-seeks-loving-canine-companion-for-long-walks-on-the-beach-buttsex#IDComment862756682 Violent sex with a mountain lion? ...as if there could be any other kind with a mountain lion. Sat, 9 Aug 2014 00:36:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556660/good-christian-male-seeks-loving-canine-companion-for-long-walks-on-the-beach-buttsex#IDComment862756682 http://wonkette.com/556465/profiles-in-revenge-grifty-virginia-gov-brought-down-by-chef-in-mansion-kitchen-with-a-candlestick#IDComment862636723 As Sean Hannity, literally, always says, "literally". Fri, 8 Aug 2014 16:24:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556465/profiles-in-revenge-grifty-virginia-gov-brought-down-by-chef-in-mansion-kitchen-with-a-candlestick#IDComment862636723 http://wonkette.com/556465/profiles-in-revenge-grifty-virginia-gov-brought-down-by-chef-in-mansion-kitchen-with-a-candlestick#IDComment862629786 I can see her needing a pad for oopsies at her age, but, tampons?.... Highly unlikely. Fri, 8 Aug 2014 15:55:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556465/profiles-in-revenge-grifty-virginia-gov-brought-down-by-chef-in-mansion-kitchen-with-a-candlestick#IDComment862629786 http://wonkette.com/556277/now-you-cant-even-hold-a-prayer-circle-in-a-shopping-mall-thanks-obama#IDComment861672323 Given how very, sincerely dead the Malls are around here; there ought to be full on requiem masses being held there. Tue, 5 Aug 2014 18:03:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556277/now-you-cant-even-hold-a-prayer-circle-in-a-shopping-mall-thanks-obama#IDComment861672323 http://wonkette.com/556012/peggy-noonan-contemplates-political-division-with-all-the-self-awareness-of-which-she-is-capable-none#IDComment860579599 Not to put too fine a point on it... Sat, 2 Aug 2014 03:53:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556012/peggy-noonan-contemplates-political-division-with-all-the-self-awareness-of-which-she-is-capable-none#IDComment860579599 http://wonkette.com/554012/sean-hannity-prayed-for-a-mission-and-for-his-sins-they-gave-him-one#IDComment853328689 I spent a year and two months of my tour in Vietnam carrying around an M16, sometimes the M60 machine gun and for a while working with a crew to fire God knows how many 105mm howitzer rounds.... ...and yet, I never had my picture taken with any of those weapons. You know who did? REMFs (Rear Echelon M. F.s) and political visitors from the states. In other words: Assholes. Sat, 12 Jul 2014 05:09:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554012/sean-hannity-prayed-for-a-mission-and-for-his-sins-they-gave-him-one#IDComment853328689 http://wonkette.com/551590/nice-missouri-state-senator-writes-nice-letter-telling-constituents-to-gtfo#IDComment843215021 Y'all, the idea of not expanding Medicaid and keeping Medicaid benefits so low in Missouri is to get the poor and sick to leave. Kansas (surprise!) & Missouri compete to see who can push these unfortunately across their borders. Not very Christian is it? Sun, 15 Jun 2014 22:29:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551590/nice-missouri-state-senator-writes-nice-letter-telling-constituents-to-gtfo#IDComment843215021 http://wonkette.com/551544/texas-senator-john-cornyn-sure-wishes-more-americans-could-have-died-in-iraq#IDComment842093707 I'm surprised it took this long to hit critical mass. Vietnam redux. Thu, 12 Jun 2014 23:03:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551544/texas-senator-john-cornyn-sure-wishes-more-americans-could-have-died-in-iraq#IDComment842093707 http://wonkette.com/551330/house-majority-leader-eric-cantor-lost-his-primary-and-we-are-dead-from-laughter#IDComment841569728 Anti-Semitic yet pro-Israel... Go figure. Wed, 11 Jun 2014 14:49:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551330/house-majority-leader-eric-cantor-lost-his-primary-and-we-are-dead-from-laughter#IDComment841569728 http://wonkette.com/551330/house-majority-leader-eric-cantor-lost-his-primary-and-we-are-dead-from-laughter#IDComment841569380 I love me some open primaries! How do you think that idiot Todd Akins got the nomination here in MIssouri? Wed, 11 Jun 2014 14:47:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551330/house-majority-leader-eric-cantor-lost-his-primary-and-we-are-dead-from-laughter#IDComment841569380 http://wonkette.com/551104/in-case-you-missed-this-wonket-scoop-these-are-the-vegas-cop-killers-jerad-and-amanda-miller#IDComment840810659 Ignorance trumps any sense of irony. Mon, 9 Jun 2014 18:16:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551104/in-case-you-missed-this-wonket-scoop-these-are-the-vegas-cop-killers-jerad-and-amanda-miller#IDComment840810659 http://wonkette.com/550481/obama-persecuting-hero-golf-ball-man-phil-mickelson-for-standing-up-for-poor-millionaires#IDComment838410335 Yeah, had to be some kind of option gambit to get the big score. Tue, 3 Jun 2014 13:52:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550481/obama-persecuting-hero-golf-ball-man-phil-mickelson-for-standing-up-for-poor-millionaires#IDComment838410335 http://wonkette.com/550349/texas-gun-humpers-set-sights-on-glorious-target-a-home-depot-somewhere#IDComment836995372 What the Westboro Baptist Church did to discredit the anti-gay rights movement, these idiots are doing for the "no gun regs of any kind" movement. Fri, 30 May 2014 14:39:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550349/texas-gun-humpers-set-sights-on-glorious-target-a-home-depot-somewhere#IDComment836995372 http://wonkette.com/550270/texas-gun-humpers-now-upset-they-cant-approach-any-old-motorist-while-heavily-armed#IDComment836810234 Gotta agree with Chill Bill, what the heck do these people want anyway? What, exactly, are they trying to accomplish? It is like someone left the gate to the asylum open. A prediction: If this walking around with long weapons with magazines inserted keeps up, one of these days one of these idiot's weapons is going to go off, quite possibly wounding or killing someone. Then you will see some gun control laws pop up for real, even in Texas. Either that, or 30 or 40 civic minded black men could walk around Dallas, openly "strapped", and hand out copies of the (properly amended) constitution. That ought to get some gun laws passed "Très vite!". Fri, 30 May 2014 03:51:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550270/texas-gun-humpers-now-upset-they-cant-approach-any-old-motorist-while-heavily-armed#IDComment836810234 http://wonkette.com/550095/republicans-close-to-deciding-which-character-free-hellhole-of-a-city-they-will-invade-in-2016#IDComment835522332 "Reince Priebus stands at the podium ineffectually waving his arms and calling for calm..." Let me give that sentence a little "Animal House" fix: Reince Priebus stands at the podium ineffectually waving his arms and calling: "All is well!", "All is well!". Tue, 27 May 2014 04:13:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550095/republicans-close-to-deciding-which-character-free-hellhole-of-a-city-they-will-invade-in-2016#IDComment835522332 http://wonkette.com/550095/republicans-close-to-deciding-which-character-free-hellhole-of-a-city-they-will-invade-in-2016#IDComment835521319 Ahem.... We have a Democratic governor in Missouri. I just thought I would point that out. Tue, 27 May 2014 04:10:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550095/republicans-close-to-deciding-which-character-free-hellhole-of-a-city-they-will-invade-in-2016#IDComment835521319