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297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 1 reply · +22 points

OOOKay. You'd think counsel for an elected official, or the elected official himself, could find a way to draft a pleading -- even in these particular circumstances -- without using the phrase "wet dreams." But you'd be wrong!

(This is even more gross when you consider "wet dreams" and those duckie jammies. Whoopsie, mommy.)

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Atheist Murders ... · 1 reply · +41 points

What we should say is "douchebags are prone to violence and murder." For you see, douchebags come in all colors and flavors, and every denomination and system of belief. Selah.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 1 reply · +8 points

Get on your bikes and ride.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 3 replies · +26 points

Who do I talk to about changing my screen name to Anus Region?

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye, Northeast Uni... · 2 replies · +22 points

This makes it so much harder to find needles along the curb on Broadway in Southie.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congressidiot Learns S... · 0 replies · +18 points

A totally Azkaban-y post, Dr. Z. Rep. Weber is a DEATHEATER.

309 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Begin War On Decadent ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, half.

310 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Begin War On Decadent ... · 2 replies · +28 points

(a) happy wedding;
(b) there's something curiously Editrix-like about Svetlana Warrenova, there. . .

311 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOOD MORNING WONKERS H... · 0 replies · +12 points

Forgive me my audacity in quoting myself from last evening, while Trix was no doubt getting her tummy gelled:

"We're going to get it and get it hard. Stupid fuckers; we deserve everything we get."

311 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Election 2014: The Blo... · 2 replies · +19 points

We're going to get it and get it hard. Stupid fuckers; we deserve everything we get.